Axel: That sounds like the name of a horror flick. “The Starting.”
Kairi: What would it be about?
Axel: Well, a bunch of people are trapped at the Overlook Racetrack in a snowstorm...
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts (sob) or any of the characters... Too bad... although I do own the OC's and the story.
Sora: OCs? Not again!
Riku: Actually... *flips through the fic* Huh, yeah, there aren’t any in this fic.
Kairi: Then why warn us about them?
Sora: Relief now, confusion later.
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(Crash!!!... ambulance siren..."Kairi!!! It's all gonna end out ok."... sounds of hospital stuff)
Axel: .... Okay, I don’t even know where to start on that sentence.
Sora: That’s a sentence?
Kairi: So... what, this is one of those where I die?
Riku: Well, the author’s pen name is “KHKairiNamineFanatic,” so I doubt it.
Axel: This time they’re hitting you with a bus because they like you!
Kairi: Basically, either way, I’m screwed.
Axel: Yeah, pretty much.
Kairi was in the hospital... she just got into an acident and now, she's in the surgery room... Sora was anxiously waiting for the doctor... Then, the doctor called Sora to come in.
Riku: ... Where are Kairi’s parents?
Axel: Presumed dead, same as last week.
Riku: Okay, where are her legal guardians, then?
Sora: “House” was on, so they sent me as a proxy.
"I have some good news, bad news, worse news and horrible news" The doctor said. "The good news is that Kairi is going to live.
Kairi: Yay!
The bad news is that she'll have a case of amnesia.
Axel: *as Strong Bad* I don’t remember your name, Jamie...
The worse news is that she's going to have a hard time doing anything. And the horrible news is that your bill is $10,000."
Riku: *as the doctor* Of course, if all you have is munny, we accept that, too.
Kairi: $10,000? What’d they do, give me platinum fillings?
Axel: Might want to take that up with your insurance company.
Sora practically fainted when he heard the last few words. Kairi came out and she looked normal.
Kairi: ... despite being in a horrific accident that left her near death and gave her brain damage.
Sora: Ah, the wonders of reconstructive surgery.
Riku: I love how you’re more worried about the bill than about Kairi.
Sora: Yeah, seriously, what’s with that? I’m not even the one who has to pay it.
"Who are you? Where am I? Who am I?" Kairi asked
Axel: *as Sora* You don't remember my name? Thanks a lot, Kairi!
Sora: *as himself* I guess I can give you a hint. Starts with an “S!”
"I'm Sora, You're in the hospital and your name is Kairi"
Axel: See, now, there’s so many better ways you could have handled this.
Sora: Like what?
Axel: *as Sora* “I’m Glognordsafgwpf the Thirteenth, you’re on an alien spacecraft and your name is Subject #6436.”
Kairi: That’s not better.
Axel: “And if you ever spell my name wrong, I will flay you!”
Sora had to be with her every step of the way... It seemed like it...
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Notes from da cute author (hehe...):
Riku: Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that.
I know that it's short. I'll make the next chappie long. Can you also R&R so I have more ideas for the next chappie. I'll acknowledge you!
Sora: Alternatively, you could just come up with your own ideas.
Kairi: Where’s the fun in that?
Now click that little purple 'go' button and review away!!!
Axel: Or just click that little purple “review” button and go away. Take your pick.
