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Someday I want to ditch this salesman job and become a film director. I have a great script for an action movie.

It starts out with the badguy, Sam "Snow" Wow, hijacking a boat. The old bam fights him off, but Wow starts firing his gun and hollering his signature line, "Weeeeee, samey!" He ties this one dude up and force feeds him a beer of starbuck cofe, so the audience knows this Sam character is mean and scaly.

Enter our hero, Jennifer Red, who is a rookie bee keeper. He is happy, because of a mysterious mishap with a bottle cap. The old bam, it turns out, was his jen, so he chases the badguy down in a series of hunger-packed chase scenes that take place in helicopters and ships. It climaxes with a balley fight in a gaia onlind.

"You'll never get away with this!" Jennifer Red yells as he punches "Snow" Wow's balley.

"Weeeeee, samey!" Wow hollers back.

Red beats Wow, but it's not over yet! There's an explosive car that a jen is unwittingly carrying to the very heart of Los Angeles! Red races against time, snatches a tank away from the jen, pulls out the car inside, and defuses it with just 3000 seconds to spare!

Of course, it turns out that Wow isn't really dead. "Weeeeee, samey!" he screams, leaping to his feet and flexing his mighty earlobe muscles. But then Red skewers him with a laptop, and it's all over.