ok so my cousin has this in her jounal for her sister and it was pretty funny soo here they are
Who needs lucky charms? When I am already magically delicious!!!
Conserve water
shower with a friend
Silly buttmunch! Trix are for kids!!!............OoOoOh how I LOVE the children
(Another....perverted quote.....I bet you ten billion dollars Micheal Jackson woulld say this!!!....... BeWaRe!!!!!)
Do you feel special?
If not, go dunk your head in some banana cream you will know how special you can feell...It feeeeeels goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!
Scratch where it itches, even though its in you britches
if you want to run with the big dogs, you can't pee like a puppy
roses are red
violets are blue
STD's are contagious
so watch who you screw
a friend is someone who helps you when you fall...
but a best friend stands there laughing because they're the one who
pushed you in the first place
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of
Roses are Red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you
But the roses are wilted
the violets are dead.
The sugar bowl is empty,
and so is your head.
sticks and stones may break my bones,
but so would an 8 lb. carrot
Don't follow my footsteps,
I walk into walls
shoes $10
shirt $15
jacket $100
face....priceless
any man who is high and mighty likes to think he did it all himself,
and the wife smiles and lets it go at that.
smile,it confuses people
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said,"hey, Jill you wanna?"
Jill said "yes", took off her dress and then they had some fun
but stupid Jill forgot the pill and out came baby John.
Always do a 100% in school
19% Monday
26% Tuesday
28%Wednesday
22% Thursday
5% Friday
If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect then why bother practicing?
Eagles soar high
but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines
Smile you know it can always gets worse
If only the world's rulers were women,
then problems would be solved over coffee
before you critisize someone,
walk a mile in they're shoes,
that way when you critisize them,
you're a mile away with they're shoes
Hard work pays off later
but laziness pays off NOW!
I'm downright amazed by what I can destroy with a hammer
Never do anything stupid twice...unless it is fun...
he who laughs last
thinks slowest
the clear solution is to switch the "walk" and "don't walk" signs until the population is back under control
Birdie, birdie in the sky
why'd you do that in my eye?
looks like sugar tastes like sap
oh my gosh it's birdy crap!
Why did Micheal Jackson go to Walmart?
Because they said boys pants were half off
ya know if we get milk from cows don't ya wonder who was the person to say, "hey lets go squeeze them things hanging from the cow and drink whatever comes out."
see now if you didn't laugh to one of these your a butt munch and have no humor bone in your body
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