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I see this bloody thing EVERYWHERE, and I just couldn't help myself.

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
1) Severus Snape. 2) Lucius Malfoy. 3) Sirius Black. 4) Ronald Weasley. 5) Remus Lupin. 6) Harry Potter. 7) Voldemort. 8 ) Draco Malfoy. 9) Fred Weasley 10) George Weasley. 11) Minerva McGonagall. 12) Neville Longbottom.

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Harry/Minerva? EW! Brain bleach!

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Ron? Um...Kinda?

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Neville got Draco pregnant? Neville would be all hovery and Draco would have HORRIBLE mood-swings and demand Strawberries in December. ^_^

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Fred? Um....

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Lucius/Harry? I think I just read one....

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Remus/Fred or Remus/George...Remus/Fred/George! ^_^

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Voldemort walked in on Lucius and Neville having sex he would stop, turn around, go out, find his consort (Harry) and break the bed.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Sirius/George? The end of the world as we know it...SBGeW Fluff

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Severus/Draco? Um...Maybe? I don't read it!

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Voldemort/Neville. "The Jabberwock" What would you do, if the one who's tearing you apart, is the only thing keeping you together.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Ron de-flowering Severus? NOT HAPPENING EVER!

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Voldemort slash? Yeah!

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Sirius het? maybe?

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Minerva? No.

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Lucius/Ron/Remus? Internet rule no. 34: If you can think of it, there's porn of it.

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
George? INSERT NAME OF PARTNER

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Draco, Less like you

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Severus/Harry/Neville, Warning: Fluff, angst, threesome, some off-sceen torture....

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
George/Lucius
George:Want to come see my experiments?

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Remus? Yesterday.

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Harry? Parseltongue.

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Minerva shag Fred? Only if they were both completely plastered

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Sirius and Voldemort? Voldemort.

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhapy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Severus and Fred are in a happy relationship until Fred suddenly runs off with Ron. Severus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Minerva and a brief unhappy affair with Neville, then follows the wise advice of Remus and finds true love with Sirius.
"Talk Softly and Carry a Big Stick"
None, I REALLY don't know.

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Voldemort/ Draco. Hmm.... I don't know.