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Me n Kitty talk about bewbs, sex, and s**t. Literally. XP



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Emy: sup cat? back so soon?
Cath: 30 mins?
Emy: Not very long
Cath: eh
Cath: i only needed to lose 1k calories
Cath: how long do i have to run for that?
Emy: I dun go by calories
Cath: i do -w-
Emy: Plus I dun wanna lose all my fat just mah tummy
Cath: i wanna lose all my fat!! >:3
Cath: *bones falls out*
Cath: >_>
Emy: o-o
Emy: I like some fat
Emy: its entertaining
Emy: XD
Emy: Plus if I lose to much weight Ill lose the tiny ity bit of a** I have ;-;
Cath: ._.
Cath: we can loose that?
Emy: yesh
Emy: and bewbs
Cath: how?
Cath: 0w0
Emy: its fat
Emy: you start losing too much and then you lose them
Cath: *works out more*
Cath: wait
Cath: bewbs r fat??
Cath: stored up??
Emy: Yes >_>
Emy: what chu think it was??
Cath: ...
Cath: cartilige
Emy: lawlz no
Cath: ._.
Cath: so its pure fat ._.
Emy: yes
Cath: the more i work out....the less chance i have of droopy bewbs ._.
Emy: Nah that has nothing to do with it
Emy: thats genetics
Cath: ? ._.
Cath: but
Cath: its fat..
Emy: and body shape
Emy: So? they can be the worlds tiniest boobs and still droop
Emy: Ya cant fight the droopiness ;-;
Cath: ;-;
Cath: perky bewbs dont droop?
Emy: No thats why they perky =__=
Emy: just wait till you have kids
Emy: they will sag to no end
Cath: but i think they droop >_>
Cath: a lil
Cath: D:
Cath: so if i work out more itll droop less?
Cath: D:
Cath: ._.
Emy: No
Cath: ;-;
Emy: thats not how it works
Emy: .__. oh well it happens every girl
Emy: except for ones with fakes bewbs
Emy: but they dont count
Emy: damn bitches >_>
Emy: Real bewbies FTW!
Cath: >:3
Cath: but....mine gonna be realleh droopeh ;-;
Emy: Not more than mine D:
Cath: i never seen urs
Cath: D:
Emy: eh they awful without a bra
Cath: O_o"
Emy: midway down ma stomach
Emy: T__T
Cath: oh yah bte
Cath: money was trying to have the boy talk with meh again
Emy: oh my
Cath: and the homo thing was never gonna work so u kno wut i did?
Emy: what
Cath: shes all like "yah a boy is gonna flirt with u and--"
Cath: and im like "YAH! me and mai friend gonna be strippers!! >:3"
Cath: "AND PORN STARS!!"
Emy: XDDDDDDDDDD
Cath: "AND POLL DANCERS!!"
Emy: Oh no you di-ent!!
Cath: hell yah i did
Emy: Gurl chuu crazy
Cath: then i was like "AND WE GONNA BE SINING, TOUCH MAI BODY"
Emy: : o
Emy: HO DAMN
Emy: DUN KILL HER
Cath: "PUT ME ON DA FLO, HUSTLE ME AROUND SUM MO'"
Cath: "THROW MEH ON DA BED"
Cath: "TOUCH MAI BODY"
Emy: she gonna have a heart attack
Cath: then shes like "then they gonna put their wang ur yo mouth--"
Cath: "TOUCH MAI BODY"
Emy: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Emy: Thats when you bite it off
Emy: like me
Cath: XDDDD
Emy: KIDDING
Cath: "then i was like, YAAAH IT GONNA BE SOO FUN!!
Emy: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Cath: "THEN WE GONNA HAVE 3SUMS!!"
Emy: Oh dear lorf
Cath: "NO WAIT, MOM!! QUADRUPLE SUMS!!!"
Emy: Damn sex aint fun when you have 4 people
Cath: "YAH ME AND MY PORN STAR STRIPPER FRIEND WE GONNA BE DOIN DAT"
Emy: you dun know who you touching
Emy: XDDDD
Cath: "AND SEE WHO COULD HAVE THE MOST QUADS FISRT"
Emy: Thats sick
Cath: "AND IMA WIN!!"
Emy: what she say
Cath: "well your gonna get aids...----"
Cath: "TOUCH MAI BODY"
Emy: NAH
Emy: You only get aids when you unprotected and not careful
Emy: when chu dun know s**t about how ya ********
Cath: pfft i kept yellin touch mai body
Emy: XDDD
Cath: and singing the song
Cath: i wish i knew the whole thing
Emy: I know most of it
Emy: Jonneh hate sit
Cath: at first i was just gonna tell her im celibet
Emy: says it ruins teh mood
Cath: which i did, then shes like "well men arent, and he could just take u away and rape u"
Emy: Nah
Cath: and thats why i just started being a perv
Emy: aint rape if you want it
Emy: XDDD
Cath: ima say that next time
Cath: ty
Cath: XD
Emy: Lulz
Emy: No prob
Cath: then mom is like "UGH ima send u to NUN-school!!"
Emy: Jonneh always like gurl Imma rape chuu!! and Im like but Its not rape if I want it then he gets pissed
Cath: "and im like, NUDE SCHOOL?? "
Emy: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Emy: You have made my day
Emy: thats epic man
Emy: brb Imma tell ma mom
Cath: XDDDDDD
Cath: this is wut happens when u play a game with cath, u play a sick game with u, i try to beat chu
Cath: not u, i ment me* XD
Emy: XDD
Cath: ?
Cath: wut happened?
Emy: I told my mom and she laughed her a** off
Cath: oh damn
Cath: XD
Emy: she said if you did that in front of Jonathans mom shed kill chuu
Cath: oh sheet
Cath: XD
Cath: naaah
Cath: mabye
Cath: XD
Emy: Omg
Emy: if you do I wanna be ther
Emy: to see her face
Emy: and Jonneh's
Cath: XD
Emy: Epic
Emy: so ******** epic
Cath: so epic we'll need a cam
Emy: FA SHIZZLE
Emy: Guuuurl we need 10 cameras
Emy: get all the angles right
Emy: XDDDD
Cath: XDDDD
Emy: Then we can uase it at Jonneh reaction
Emy: and make a poster out of it
Emy: XDDDDDDDDDDD
Emy: And when I get a house
Emy: Imma make it cover an entire wall
Emy: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Emy: Thats how awesome itd be yo
Emy: Ya savvy?
Cath: yup
Emy: BRB gotta take a sheet XDDD
Cath: wow i made yall laugh yoself shitless
Cath: wtf whys no one ever answer chur house phone? XD
Emy: CUZ I WAS SHITTIN
Emy: =='''