Me: Any questions?
random person: You said that only two Strike Witches from the series of the same name would be featured in this story but a leaked memo says something about--
Me: Well, here's a hint on what you might be thinking about.
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Jack: Agh! *Shrugging off the last attack, he turns his Frame to face the hostile Witch, acquiring multiple locks for both Gatling Missile Pods* You bug me!!!
*The Vulcan Hare shoots down the hostile, yet random Witch out of the sky as the resulting missile salvo blasts her magic shields into oblivion. Weakened, the Bunneh Boi's target falls from grace into a lake below.*
Ursula: Sis! Where are you--EEP!!! *Is nearly hit by a hostile Meister's bazooka shot. She instinctlvely sprays her attacker with MP40 fire.*
Jack: Erica Hartmann, this is Jack! Respond!!
Erica: *Elsewhere, she forces two Witches and a second hostile Meister to retreat when her MP40 fire depletes their magic shields completely.* No! The convoy!
*The elder Hartmann swoops down from the sky to get in close proximity of the convoy desperately needing her protection, when another Witch fires on her.*
Erica: *Barely dodging the spray of lead, but before she could responds, she locks eyes with her new attacker...and recognizes her.* T--Trude?
Gertrude Barkhorn: Erica?
*"Anna ni Issho Datta no ni" (Gundam SEED Ending Theme Phase-01-26) plays in the background*
Jack: *Rushes in with Ursula right behind him* Erica! *Not knowing that Erica and Gertrude know each other, he fires his Frame's Gatling Missiles at Gertrude, who shoots them down--Gertrude is forced to retreat when the Vulcan Hare's follow-up quad 25mm Gatling Cannon barrage nearly causes the Witch's magic shield to fail.*
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random person: So...you're gonna pull a Gundam SEED with the Witches, huh? That looks like the first episode where Kira and Athrun meet each other when the latter one is trying to yoink the Aegis. o.O
Me: Look at it this way--at least it's better than just having them around for the purpose of fanservice.
random person: Good point.
Me: Besides, there's enough of that with the Frame Meisters character plushies scheduled to be released soon.
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