Why? I'm bored and need some extra gold, so this would do the trick.
*Three random Strike Witches can be seen loling over something.*
random Strike Witch #1: LOL! A Witch who's afraid to fly? How does that happen?
random Strike Witch #2: I dunno. Maybe she's had one too many to drink and ended up flying blind that night.
random Strike Witch #3: That or she's gone emo over something.
*They continue their silly chatter while...*
Hikari: *Huddles in the corner, still in her Combat Frame* ... [/emo]
Erica Hartmann: *Flies up to Hikari and pats her on the head* Aww... ^_^ *Huggles*
*Elsewhere...*
Jack: *Manuevers his Frame through some thick underbrush* Ursula! Ursula, come in!
Ursula Hartmann: Uh, Bunneh Boi? Bunneh Boi?
Jack: ...
Ursula: I have to pee--
Jack: Just go.
Ursula: All the way up--
Jack: If you gotta go, just go-- *He sees something trickling from the sky. Those not-so-clean droplets spatter all over a Claymore mine, detonating it and killing some insurgents.* o.O What...what was that?
Ursula: You said I could go wet myself so I did. It was an emergency anyway.
Jack: *Notes the single Claymore mine detonation setting off a chain of events, each of them slaughtering more and more insurgents as the chain continues.* Uh, mission complete? eek x39
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