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Capitalism is good.
Guess what? Hey what? Yes you! Let's go totally shop at Hollister and be like the rest of those commies or Hot Topic and get me a MCR hand bag or I will totally hate my parents. Then let's totally hit Spencers and buy comically obscene shirts. I love capitalism and so should you. I can't wait until Rooney's new album comes out. How about we go drive to starbucks in our hybrids and our Hummers and talk on our iPhones while drinking venti lattes. What about Anchor Blue? ******** you, I only wanted a hair tie. Arbys? Yes way. Bealls? Get the ******** out. Money, money, money. I need a job. Hey, how about the Oaks? Let's totally work there and watch quality cinema such as Iron Man and the like. I love the movies. They think for me. I love to wear the latest in fashion. I love paying high dollars for top s**t. And I love letting MTV tell me what to do. We can totally chill at the beach or at the tanning booth and get some rays. Perez Hilton? He is the new Marx. I wonder if that sale on cargo pants is still on at AE? Probably. Let's swing by there after we go to McDonalds for a healthy meal that consists of big mac, fries, and coke. I'm glad we can trust our government. Checks? No thank you. Cash? Is for old people. Credit card? That's the ticket. Spend, spend, spend. Buy, buy, buy. Congratulations! You just won? What does it feel like?
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