Santa:Motha F-
Reindeer:*stops santa from finishing sentence*What...?
Santa:I'm freakin' tired b***h!We've been walking for hours!
Reindeer...Actually....we've only been walking for 2 minutes and that's not counting the 3 breaks we took....
Santa:Shut up...
Narator:So they stopped at a park.
Santa:It's about time!
Reindeer: Hm..?
Santa biggrin amn it What know?!
Narator:Just then two people came by.

&

Grampa Ninja biggrin amn it Billy Why the hell do you got to be such a smart a**?
Billy: Grampa you tried to attack that man with your sword!
Grampa Ninja:Well next time he tries to....Holy Jesus Billy!Look at that moose thing!
Billy:Grampa that's a Reindeer.
Grampa Ninja:Shut up Billy!That fat guy is with it too.
Billy:That's...Santa Claus...?
Santa:Who the hell are you?!
Grampa Ninja:Shut up Fat man!
Reindeer:Santa knock it off!
Narator:Santa and Grampa Ninja coutinued to arguee.
Reindeer and Billy:*sigh*
Narator:Finally they stopped fighting because Grampa and Santa found out that they both liked cookies.
Reindeer:*smacks forehead*
Billy:I know how you feel.

&

Community Member
....................................but what about rival???