I've been working on WAAS for quite some time now. The idea was conceived somewhere in January or February and is now in its 8th incarnation. Seeing as I have done this for 7 or 8 months, I've gotten good at spotting promising entries based on usernames. This week, thanks to clothes with the same keyword I'm putting in, was a true test of that ability.
The supposed theme is Goth, Emo, and general wahmbulance stories. This theme varies from trying to get humorous pity to soap opera "Ricardo just left me" pity.
The poor souls that follow up on WAAS have sent me quite a few stories, which is great. Less work for me. I did add the comments, so those are still out of my own head.
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Grunny no dont attack the birds!No wolfy do not attack Grunny!Birds stop fighting over the ribbion!Doves dont fly away from me!Mimzy you are not going back to the future you arent in the movie.Pink teddy stop slouching!God dammit this s wat hapns wen u hav kids.Chicky get off mi head!Oh no u didnt just take a crap on mi head!fck!you are all grounded!!
idk if mi avi looks good,its random so i like itt n if u guys dont fck u!j/k![if u want 2 kno wants on me just ask]
and uhmmm i want cookies!!!
idk if mi avi looks good,its random so i like itt n if u guys dont fck u!j/k![if u want 2 kno wants on me just ask]
and uhmmm i want cookies!!!
You have animals as kids? Okay, either you're a furry or you did something really REALLY wrong.
(Submitted by Pendragonx9)
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After years of searching, she found her true meaning. She learned what she really was: an outcast, hated, a monster. She hated everyone and everyone hated her... The world was at its end. After years of war and destruction. She gathered all of her strength and hoened her hatred for all humans...she wanted to find those who destroyed her life and made her an outcast.....and kill them. This is her final quest: revenge....
If you were an outcast and a monster.... wouldn't you figure that out pretty damn fast?
(Submitted by Lu Xun Boyan)
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She had a soul once
but didnt keep it close
somone came along
and stole it from her
now she's watched
day by day night by night
Never to fall inlove
Cause she has
no heart, once was
inlove but never was careful Shattered all at once in the dark dark night
====== hope you like =] 1st try
but didnt keep it close
somone came along
and stole it from her
now she's watched
day by day night by night
Never to fall inlove
Cause she has
no heart, once was
inlove but never was careful Shattered all at once in the dark dark night
====== hope you like =] 1st try
And I'm NOT giving it back.
(Submitted by AngryScorpio)
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my feelings have brrn put into this avatar and they are expressed in the song welcomr to my life
X marks the spot the blade will go through
X marks the spot the knife will kill you
X marks the spot the blue will break and the red will rush through
Now you are but a distant memory
you told no one not even your best friend so now
no one will know the pain you felt
the tears you cried
or the pain you felt
If you told then maybe just maybe
the blade wouldn't have gone through
the knife wouldn't have killed you
the red wouldn't have rushed through because the blue never broke
X marks the spot the blade will go through
X marks the spot the knife will kill you
X marks the spot the blue will break and the red will rush through
Now you are but a distant memory
you told no one not even your best friend so now
no one will know the pain you felt
the tears you cried
or the pain you felt
If you told then maybe just maybe
the blade wouldn't have gone through
the knife wouldn't have killed you
the red wouldn't have rushed through because the blue never broke
Wow, what the hell happened to you in all 12 years of your life?
(Submitted by AngryScorpio)
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there once was a normal girl named Jessica. One day she was at school working on an experiment. The teacher said not to take it home, but Jessica toke it home anyway. When she got home she drank the experiment and the next day she had a cat tail and cat ears! "Wow!!!!" Jessica screamed. "I'm NOT going to school like this!" Jessica said to her mother. "But you have too!" Jessica's mother yelled. So Jessica went to school with the cat ears and her tail. Everybody looked at her and all the boys were staring at her with a grin. Jessica looked at the group of boys that she sits by and every single one of them was asking her out!!! Jessica was over welmed. SHE WAS SO HAPPY WHEN HER CRUSHASKED HER OUT BUT IT DID NOT LAST VERY LONG WHEN THE EXPERIMENT WORE OFF HER BF DUMPED HER! =[ SOO SAD THEN SHE FOUND ANOTHER BF AND THEY LIVED HAPPLY EVER AFTER!
All the boys, who were secretly furries, were going "YES."
(Submitted by Szinriia)
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here once live a girl named dream.
her only wish was 2 sing n show the world how 2 love though her music.
but her mother and father had other plans she was to be a docter and pay the bills for her family
a mother who slept around
a father who drunk
and a sister who had 5 kids who 7 diff. baby daddy's.
the responsibility was 2 much so dream run away....
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4 weeks later she died.
killed by a car n no one cared enough 2 come 2 her wake...
her only wish was 2 sing n show the world how 2 love though her music.
but her mother and father had other plans she was to be a docter and pay the bills for her family
a mother who slept around
a father who drunk
and a sister who had 5 kids who 7 diff. baby daddy's.
the responsibility was 2 much so dream run away....
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4 weeks later she died.
killed by a car n no one cared enough 2 come 2 her wake...
Five kids with seven different fathers...? C'mon. Not even your retarded 13 year old brain knows what went wrong here.
(Submitted by Pudding_Bell)
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my parents hate tattos, the way i dress, and who my friends are. i am really rebellious towards my parents. my parents hate gangs. i'm in one. my parents hate it when people dye there hair. i dyed mine blue. my parents were honor roll students. i get detentions three times a week. i am a rebellion.
You know why parents hate gangs? BECAUSE YOU GET KILLED.
(Submitted by xwater-akatsuki-linx
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here was no one who could understand her... no one who would care for her... no one who would be with her... why was it like so? her looks, her being, or her voice... a cursed existence she did not wish for... a life she wished she never had... why was it like so? A haunting yet beautiful voice that brought about despair... what good is that? That her voice itself speaks of tragedy and darkness... that she would forever be alone... in this eternal darkness, in this broken world...
What are you doing writing poetry during recess?
(Submitted by AngryScorpio)
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I wanted 2 make a ghost avi who animals love in respect of her child hood her step mother stabbing her in the back putting Chemicals in her soup than 1 day the girl died.. there she lied at the age 12. That next week the mother was wearing red at the 12 yr olds grave ston......
Rest In peace ... Gothlina...
Rest In peace ... Gothlina...
Hell all you're missing is the horse drawn carriage that spawns magically from a tube of eyeliner and a magic glass combat boot and you're set!
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Even mythological teenagers need to express their individuality. Gothic Flower Sprite has her own style goin' on, and you can pretty much bet her mom doesn't approve! Teenagers these days, Gah!!!!
Damn straight! The youth of today... what a waste!
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Anastasia has always been more morose than others. "Ew. Look at the Funeral crasher. Go cut yourself Emo kid!" a bitchy conformist yelled at her as she walked down the halls of her highschool. This comment didn't affect Anastasia. She smiled to herself knowing that she would never see nor hear from that girl again.
Larry was ANastasia's cute but evil buddy. Every time she needed someone 'removed' he was her duck.
Will the bodies ever be found? Or, more importantly, Will anyone care?
Her outfit does have a tail because i like it. It's my choice so lets just say it's connected to the belt.
Larry was ANastasia's cute but evil buddy. Every time she needed someone 'removed' he was her duck.
Will the bodies ever be found? Or, more importantly, Will anyone care?
Her outfit does have a tail because i like it. It's my choice so lets just say it's connected to the belt.
I would've given you cool points for the tail because... well.... I do that too. But the "bitchy conformist" part kinda sealed the deal. I'll wear a tail and ears but I wouldn't kill someone with a demon duck.
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an emo who has found his light
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
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This is my avatar,
I call him "The Dark Angel"
because of the Dark wings and well all the dark =]
the background is gore incase any were wondering.
plz vote high =]
I call him "The Dark Angel"
because of the Dark wings and well all the dark =]
the background is gore incase any were wondering.
plz vote high =]
OH s**t YOU'RE HARDCORE.
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That's all for this week! Thanks to AngryScorpio, Lu Xun Boyan, xwater-akatsuki-linx, Pendragonx9, Pudding_Bell, and Szinriia for contributing this week. I'm working on a cosplay that I think will be lulz. It will be lulzier than Maury Povich. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be in Hawaii.
