This is a quiz my buddeh Joan made. XD
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1. You throw and octopus and you can only catch it without any strings or pulling it down, or having someone else throw it and you catch it. so how do you catch it?
You... just... catch it. o_o With your hands...
2. Thee are 3 bananas in a basket. No more, no less. There are three monkeys(no more no less) who want one banana each. How do you give all the monkeys a banana, while keeping one in the basket?
Um... give the monkeys the basket... and watch them fight...? =D?
3. A truck is carrying pears, apples, and bananas. It comes to a sharp curve. What drops?
.....Fruit =D
4. How many letters are in the alphabet?
Eleven. :O
5. If a man is living in Ohio, can he be buried in Texas?
Not unless he's buried alive. o_o
6. How many birthdays does the average man have?
Lol, my friend told me this one, but I still don't get why it's not called a "birth-DATE". One.
7. How is a raven like a writing desk?
....... They have matter. o___o
8. In the daylight, I am missing but you know I'm there. At night, I return to light the sky but I was never missing. What am I?
I've heard this one too. Except it was from a riddle book. Stars =D
9. Watch the movie Alice in Wonderland by Walt Disney. How do you fix a clock that's two days slow? And what is just nonsense to add to it?
...You turn the hour hand 720 degrees clockwise...?
Clock + Nonsense = Clock nonsense.
I WIN. =D
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2. Er....Give 2 bananas to the two monkeys then give the thrid monkey the basket with the last banana in it. ;D
3. It's speed! You always slow down at a sharp curve or you'll wreck!!!
4. Right. =D
5. Right. =D
6. Right. =D
7. Poe wrote on both. XD
8. Right. =D
9. NO! You open it up, add butter, tea, jam, and sugar. Never add mustard! That's just silly! ;D
4/9 wrong! Your rating is.....Dude, you gotta think outside of the box sometimes! =D Sometimes thinking like an idiot is good for you! Just look at me!