Sing to the Tune of 'Jingle Bells'
Dashing through Japan,
On a Sesshy driven sleigh,
Kikyo's blood as oil
We’re rofling all the way!
Sango's a** is groped,
Miroku's getting slapped,
Kaede's picking dope,
And Gramps is talking crap!
OH!
Jingle bells, Jaken smells,
Kagome's on a rave,
Naraku being the Grinch he is,
He's killing all his slaves
OH!
Jingle Bells, Sohta Smells
A sunny snowy day,
Oh what fun it is to ride
in a doggy demon sleigh!!
END
Another one you ask?
12 Days of X-Mas... InuYasha style!
On the 1st day of Christmas
Miroku asked me
Would you bear my child please?
On the 2nd day of Christmas
Sango gave to me
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?
On the 3rd day of Christmas
Myoga gave to me
3 flea bites
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?
On the 4th day of Christmas
Shippo gave to me
4 firecrackers
3 flea bites
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?
On the 5th day of Christmas
Sesshomaru gave to me
Absolutely nothing
4 firecrackers
3 flea bites
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?
On the 6th day of Christmas
InuYasha gave to me
6 rude comments
Absolutely nothing
4 firecrackers
3 flea bites
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?
On the 7th day of Christmas
Kagome gave to me
A bow and 7 arrows
6 rude comments
Absolutely nothing
4 firecrackers
3 flea bites
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?
On the 8th day of Christmas
Naraku gave to me
8 saimyosho
A bow and 7 arrows
6 rude comments
Absolutely nothing
4 firecrackers
3 flea bites
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?
On the 9th day of Christmas
Koga gave to me
9 animal bones
8 saimyosho
A bow and 7 arrows
6 rude comments
Absolutely nothing
4 firecrackers
3 flea bites
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?
On the 10th day of Christmas
Kikyo gave to me
10 healing herbs
9 animal bones
8 saimyosho
A bow and 7 arrows
6 rude comments
Absolutely nothing
4 firecrackers
3 flea bites
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?
On the 11th day of Christmas
Kagura gave to me
11 flying feathers
10 healing herbs
9 animal bones
8 saimyosho
A bow and 7 arrows
6 rude comments
Absolutely nothing
4 firecrackers
3 flea bites
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?
On the 12th day of Christmas
Rin gave to me
12 pretty flowers
11 flying feathers
10 healing herbs
9 animal bones
8 saimyosho
A bow and 7 arrows
6 rude comments
Absolutely nothing
4 firecrackers
3 flea bites
2 gas masks
And would you bear my child please?
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OMG Sango has Herikotsu (Helicopter Skills! xD)
Can touch it?
Can touch it?
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