Operation: CrossDeliverance was a sham. The idea was to fuse a blessed cross into Alucard's body to dismiss his undeadish immortality. Then I was to take my humanized bayonets and cut off his head with them. The humanized blades would have turned him into a mortal man-thing, killing him on the spot. But...then SHE appeared. His slave vampire, Seras Victoria the Police Girl. She bit my neck, knocked me to my hands and knees, then...RAM her big @$$ gun into my big @$$ rear end. Goddang her!!! Fortunately for me her gun became crammed full of my "holy sh**," giving me the chance to make a religious break for it. I won't be sitting for awhile. At least, not until I regenerate my...um...you know.
Thus, brings us to Operation: GettingTiredOfLosing.
I'm too tired to say something insane...and I AM INSANE!
