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This whole dellema started about 7 days ago (The day when I started my journal, how ironic!). The holy knights lived in peace at the Great Citidel Temple, until one day these weirdo's called the Dark Army decided to crash that party. I meen OMG what is those guy's deal? The knights never did anything to them! Turns out their pissed that they have to live in a crappy realm of darkness wile the holy knights get to live in a huge wonderful citidel temple and live life full of colors. So they decided that if they couldn't have anything good then nether could the holy knights so they decided to turn their realm into a darkness realm until their leader said "Hey wait! Why let both of us live in darkness and no color when we could steal their realm and throw them in our!?!" So they invaded and went through with their plan. Boy did those freaks of nature kick balls! They did the most retarded things you could imagine! They kicked balls (figures), ran people through, poked people to death (with their fingures), Farted in their faces, crapped in their food, took leaks in their water supply, and then eventually realized that now with their peasents farted on, their food crapped on and their water urinated that they couldn't live their. So they came up with an equation sad Po+Wn+AgE=cR+Ap=Bo^2=Crud)
Which helped them discover that you could take a leak through your eye. Then after that they went to another realm with people also called The Holly Knights (Also ironic) and took that place without screwing anything up. And so it began!

Characters

Holly Knights:

Lord (King) Celsius- The leader of the resistance agains the Dark Army.Also the king of the Holy Knights. Wears one of the two sets of blessed armor


General Mihen- Second in command of the resistance.


Captain Zan- A Captain to the king and a sword master.


Lieutenant Llyana- Lieutenant to the rebellion and considered the assassin of the resistance. Has a tendency to have lots of adrenalin rushes and seems like she's got a sugar rush, basicly she's the nut job of the resistance.


Sergent Baha- The considered "retard" of the whole army. Claimed his position as the "Guitar Magus" for his skills at magic with the guitar. Transforms into a mysterious creature when someone makes fun of his music or interupts his music. Man oh man I DO NOT want to be the one to disturb his music!!!!!!!!!


The Dark Army:

Lord Hellfire- Ruler of the dark realm and leader of the Dark Army. Wears the other of the two sets of blessed armor.



Behomut- The second in command half god of the Dark Army.


Zohien- A Rook and the leader of the Armor Brigade.


kazura- A Bishop and the leader of the magus brigade. Also is the assassin of the Dark Army. Is famous for her skills at seduicing her enemy and then stabing them in the back......with a long...shard.....mr. baja blast doll...na she uses a knife blaugh


Rucal- A Pawn and the commander of the main army. Has the ability to see the weak spots of his enemies with his enchanted goggles.