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Back to America!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh, now I've done it. I'm now a year older and I feel horrible. I mean, I'm getting old over here. Before I know it, hot guys will leave me for those beach blond witches. I'll be in hospital for breathing, I'll start watching those old drama series that die decades ago and I'll start a bizzare hobby like cooking. Cooking people!!! And I'll soon end up like the devil herself! I can't believe I have such a sad fate... doomed to lose my good looks... stressed How can this happen to moi! crying Whaaaaa, I miss being younger! Ken is trying his best cheering me up with vodca, but it's not working too well. Appearently, I just started crying even more. Ms. Penny tried killing me in my sleep with this axe. I was beaten from drinking a tad to much and fell asleep on the sofa for a few hours. Somewhere between 9pm and 4am, Ms. Penny locked herself in. How do I know all this? First off: I woke up after her first hit missed. I then ran like a mad man down to the kitchen, and then I ran into a TRAP! A frigging TRAP! Not one of those sweet and funny you see on cartoons, I mean "die you fool" TRAP! I got hit by a baseball bat on my face. Ms. Penny wanted to make sure that I wouldn't get away. I think she was pretty pissed off this time. I have no idea what happend, and I don't want to know either. Back to the story of my near-death: I spaced out for a few seconds and then fell on my butt. I swear to God, you really do see stars. So there I was, sitting on the floor and then the scariest thing my my life happend. She was standing over me with that axe. ou know those old movies where there is an guy with an axe? It was pretty much like that at that moment. And you ever guess what happend next! Marianne saved me! I mean that blond witch from Norway! Tobias's ex girlfriend! She saved me. She came flying inn the window like those kong-fu fighters. That was odd, but frigging awsome! The girl I hated so much ended up saving me. Ironi, eh? After that, everything went black. I fell asleep. So now, Marianne is sitting on the other side of the room. As for Ms. Penny, she is laying pretty beaten down in the kitchen still. That Marianne went totally kong-fu on that old demon! So, I guess everything is fine then... Byez, gotta get rid of the Norwegian blondie! heart
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