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(Just something I wrote on my DA page, but I needed quick mula here, so I posted it here too! 8D)

Let's see, I barely found out I had to click the 'Update Journal' button up there to make a new one...I can't believe I'm writing in this...Oh God...I'm turning EMO!

Oh no! *cut cut cut cut cut cut* Why does my life suck?! Why do I feel like I'm spiraling downward into a bottomless pit of darkness....No one's there to reach out for me because no one cares about me...*cut cut cut angst*


Okay enought of that, so I'm looking at some of these Silent Hill pairings...Boy are they stupid. I mean, LisaXHarry? There is no way that'd happen.

Lisa: Harry! Hold me! *bleeds from the face*

Harry: f** joo, b!tch!!11!!11!!!D8< *epic flee*

Lisa:[Lisa Garland will now be replaced wth Peter Parker] *beats on door* Harry! Harry! HAAARRRRYYYY!!! D8 D8 D8 D8 *goes to hell*

You guys know that already. Then there's HarryXCybil. Well...actually...that isn't even possible. He kept that agloaphotis for Heather in SH3!

Cybil: Rawr! I'm posessed and evil! Rawr! The only thing that can save ish teh aglophawhatever! Rawr! It's up to you Harry! *goes to kill Harry*

Harry: *SHOT GUN TO THE FACE! SHOT GUN FACE! IRON PIPE TO THE GUT* f** JOO TOO CYBIL!!! D8< SHE IS MY DAUGHTER....AND I WILL SAVE HER...*Shotgun*

Let's see, who else is there...Ah yes, KaufmannXHarry and DahliaXHarry...You sick, twisted bastards....How could you even imagine something like that?!

Moving along to Silent Hill 2...

JamesXMaria....Actually possible due to the Maria Ending. But the only reason he likes her or protects her is because she looks like Mary.

Maria: 8D JAMES! *runs into door*

James: 8D MARY?! ....Oh....Maria....It's just you....D8

Maria: D8

James: *squints* You're a slutbag (Okay, so he didnt say that, but whatever!)

JamesXAngela

Huh...I dunno...part of me thinks it'd be a cute pairing, but she's prolly dead so whatever.

JamesXEddie

......Yeah. No.

JamesXHarry

WHAT THE ********?! They're not even in the same game! I hate crack pairings.

JamesXHenry

I hate crack pairings, God dammit!

Silent Hill 3

I don't like Heather. She's a b***h, so I dont care who you put her with. Though if you're going for crack pairing here, I will accept HeatherXHenry because Henry needs someone to make him grow uh, male parts...

Silent Hill 4

HenryXEileen

Cute couple. I have no comment on them.

HenryXCynthia

She's a slutbag. Bigger slutbag than Maria. Henry just felt bad for her, didn't mean he loved her.Sides, she's dead.

HenryXOne of the 21 sacraments

(shrug) That's just sick.

HenryXWalter

Not a big fan. It's too creepy for me. Don't know why they'd even like eachother. I mean Walter did ******** up Eileen, kill two children, and tried to kill Henry. I think Henry hates his mother smuckin' guts.

Walter: *shifty eyes* TWENTY OOOOOONNNEEEE!!!! *points dramtically at Henry*

Henry: :/

Chris: *busts in* YOU KILLED THEM WITH YOUR OWN DIRTY HANDS! *points dramatically at Henry* YOU SONUVA b***h! D8<

Henry: :/

Walter: We never talk anymore!! Mother would be sad! *twitch* TWENTY OOOONNNEE!!

Henry: :/ lol wut?

Last but not least, Silent Hill Origins...

I love Travis therefore, I think he's good on his own. He doesn't need anyone.

And there goes my personal opinions on pairings. ^_^

By the way, thank you for that little Spider Man 3 joke, Tangora! *kiss*