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Ruse's old and very embarrassing journal posts. Forgive me, I was in high school.
Worst Avatar Arena Stories 3: Me Sucky Sucky
Straight out of the cess pool, it's WAAS!

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here was once a poor orphan girl who had lost her parents her friends and her life. but she had not lost her hope for she secretly wished that one day she wopuld be able to go to magic school like harry potter and all of his gay friends.but since she was not born of magic blood she could never. but one day she found a magical book and she found out she could do magic so she yelle dout in anger!!! "whay didnt any one tell me!" so in her rage she killed her foster parents her friend s and forced the magic school to let her attend. so thats the storie! enjoyplease give me a good scoreive been working on this avi for a long time and i know the description sucks but that has nothing to do with the avi!

Harry Potter and his Gay Friends! Next on Discovery Kids!

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Your friendly neighborhood prostitute/slut LOL!

I remember seeing someone on Towns who was offering cybersex for Gold. I think I stopped laughing two weeks later.

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im such a cute maid..
wat do u think?
do u want me to help u clean that room of urs.?
or anything that i can help u with?
i can do wat evs u want.
so just give me a call when u need me.

I think I know what our theme this week is.

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an fallen Angel, who lost her eyesight while she did her first depravation...
Now her little friend use his eyes for her...

Oh man, now we got angel whores too?

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dont look or you'll die by the beast from hell

I loo-

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One day I was walking along when I saw a cute little mouse. The mouse looked into my eyes. The next thing I knew, I was the mouse looking at me!
The mouse took over my body!
And than it put on a Tiki mask and dressed all weird!

Someone help me get my body back!

I dont wanna be a mouse anymore!

... wait, what?

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simple but cute as she walks throught the door of the club the whole place stops to look at her she takes a step forward and see;s the man that she dreams of who has never said hi to her he walks toward her and for once in her life he says hi

Why do girls love assholes who only appreciate shallow skanks who won't call them back or test positive for GHB?

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She stands before you is the girl you left behind,
Now no more than a shadow with revenge in her mind,

Her sweet rose of life is now no more,
but a thorned instrument scorned of war


Beneath pale moonilght and snowy cloak wrapped tight,
she comes for revenge best watch your neck tonight,


Before you stands the girl from memory past,
no longer the hunted, but hunter at last.

The poem and avvie are not so pretty.
They make me feel depressed and really shitty.

The same user also said this: "I no its not a cosplay (which is usually wins)" True that.

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The type of girl your mother warned you about.

The ones with crabs and combovers?

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There is nothing more dangerous and deadly in this world than the business man. His words cut deeper than any sword, using his mind to crush entire nations, and his stocks to control the world.

You're a little late to the party, dude, Vietnam hippies protesting the government was two weeks ago.

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Once upon a time,there lived a doll. It was just as cute as a puppy and had cheeks as red as a rose. But one day...A little snotty boy had found her,cut her up and yanked her eyes out. Oddly enough,the eyes bled. Her little pink clothes became a dark violet,and a small kitten appeared. Soon enough,the boy died from an illness. No one knows where this doll is,but some say she's lurking in your candy closet,eating you lollipops,waiting to kill you. But be warned,she might take a knife from your kitchen,and who knows what will happen...

Dead children, abuse, and goth s**t. The trifecta is complete.

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he is a vampire who needs gold. he loves soccer and horror movies.

He also loves long walks on the beach and animals. Only morons apply. Must love dogs.

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The boy who makes flowers and grass grow...with his power of bug spray....

Stay tuned for the webcam!

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My avatar is based on the idea of being a holy warrior fighting for a greater good. Though he has an inner struggle with the darkness in his heart.

This darkness can sometimes overtake him and results in a transformation. Though he temporarily loses his heart in this state, it also proves useful in battle, perhaps more so than his orginal, pure form.

His sword eminates with the power of his light energy.

See: Kingdom Hearts 2

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"I'll be out in a minute, Naruto-kun." Hinata told Naruto, she was getting ready for her date with him. She still had to take a shower though. Hinata hopped into the shower and turned on the water, little did she know her little sister Hanabi sneaked in and as soon as Hinata got shampoo in her hair, Hanabi flushed the toilet.

"AAAAAAAAAH!" Hinata screamed, jumping at icy cold water, she fell out of the shower and saw Hanabi. Hanabi ran out screaming as Hinata chased her into the living room right in front of Naruto!

There's so much nudity this week! It's mind-boggling.

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emo bunny girl loves sasuke, edward elric, kyo soma, jero

With the exception of Ed (and who's Jero?), "emo bunny girl" chose all of the anime character that probably got nominated in their yearbooks as "Most likely to get drunk and beat their wives".

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im a dark soldier and one of the best in the dark army ive lived many wars and listen to metal and rock music well fighting

How do you know when an enemy is about to shank you? The answer; you don't. But nevermind tactical logic!

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GOIN 4 A CLASSY LOOK

Two dragons, three cats, and random MCs are classy?

That's all for this week. Tune in next time for WAAS brought to you by Shiranui's Wan Wan!

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While searching for a bad story, I came across plenty of cosplays. New WAAS addition. "How many Death Note and Bleach Cosplayers are There This Week?"

The number has risen dramatically with the May MC eyes. For ******** sake, Gaia, did you REALLY need to bait the L fangirls?!

Death Note: 8 (7 of which were L)
Bleach: 2






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Held In Focus
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commentCommented on: Mon Jul 14, 2008 @ 08:23am
When I first saw the "emo bunny girl" the first thing I thought of was Playboy...

Why was there so much nudity for that week?


commentCommented on: Tue Jul 15, 2008 @ 07:53pm
Damned if I know. Maybe the Playboy Mansion was on vacation or something.



Shibaken
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PeasantGir1
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commentCommented on: Thu Jul 17, 2008 @ 08:25am
Oh man, I like the see: Kingdom hearts two joke you used. I wish I could see the avatars that go along with these.


commentCommented on: Fri Jul 18, 2008 @ 08:18am
Haha oh god these are terrible... rofl



T a r u s
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Owen_Deathstalker
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commentCommented on: Sat Jul 19, 2008 @ 09:31am
"Harry Potter and his Gay Friends!" I love that show! I have every episode recorded on my DVR!! >.>


commentCommented on: Mon Jul 28, 2008 @ 12:02am
You've got to be joking me... *sighs* Is this what what has become considered "creativity" now of days? I'm glad someone took the time to notice. They remind me of this submission that just burnt my eyes.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/gaiaarena?mode=vote&postid=5331



zel-raiser
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