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OMFGWTFBBQSAUCE!!!!!!
Hi!
I love joo!
But not uh, that guy over there..
I like pie
no wait it's too fattening
hehe
why am I typing like this?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
A bug :XP:
ok it's gone
book!
flava! tell me what's yo flava!
I taste like chicken!
I can haz cheezburgr!
so can joo
ok
this is getting kind of long
"I want you to want me,
I need you to need me"
haha
I can't sing
unicorns, and rainbows, and zombies
oh my!
Hallo!
Ello!
What up dawg!?
you know you like it!
hmm
I'm running out of things to say
LE GASP!
a butterfly
oh wait
it was a crow
"...She had no intentions(?) of slowing"
THRIIIIILLER!
OMFG
WTF
BBQ
SAUCE
!!!!!
11
one
one
heh
heh
two!
haha
the word
"wacky"
pisses Johnny off
don't ask
I am going to eat you in your sleep
If you try to eat a giant moth
because you should try to eat budderflies
they taste good
does this annoy you?
If so HI!
if not well um uh
"Hey dog entity! Rise up and bare your biscuit filthy fangs at the oppressive leash wielding demon!! Goddman my navel itches"
"Meow! Meow! Meow! Cat chow!!! Cease your flatulent winds and hear my mind numbing expulsion of wicked noise! GRRR!! Cheese"
"I sense your envy of my neck!! And I don't blame you!!Droooool over my magical powers!! I have powers pinto beans can only dream of! Wanna see me pull a tape worm outta my a**?!! HUH!?!"
"I am testicles!! God of Rash covered scrotums! Stare deep into the stinking abyss of my individually wrapped slices!!! Holy Wax! Check out my armpits!!!"
"Heeeey! Waidaminit!! Wait just a polyp picking minute!! I see your game! You will not sink my cheerio!! I see what is transpiring here!!! You're all zombie thigh-fat people, brought into animation some evil forceful evil!!!s**t! That lipsticks the wrong color for you!!"
"Moooo! Woof! Oh don't you see the toenails?!! Oh so splendid!! A B C D E F G H I J K...!"
"Under such extreme heat wear and degradation is inevitable!! Parts break after overuse!! And THAT is why toaster pastries will burst into flames if you don't keep an eye on them, you sack of bladder waste!!!!"
HAPPY NOODLE BOY "by" Johnny C. by Jhonen Vasquez
Now for a Johnny quote!
"2 nights ago I was taking a walk at night, and this little chihuahua started following me!!! Goddammit!!!It knew!! IT KNEWWWW!!"
Did the dog send you?!"