1. Do you know someone named Amanda? I believe so, yes.
2. Do you know anyone named Chris? Yupper sauce.
3. Ever kissed anyone with a name starting with K? Nope. But I poked someone with a dead puppy whose name started with K.
4. Do you have any siblings? Unfortunately.
5. Do you look alike? No. He looks Mexican, though. I look white.
6. What color are the walls in your bedroom? White. And they're padded.
8. Are you named after a grandparent? Nope... but I was named after a prostitute.
9. Are you a heavy sleeper? HA! That's funny.
10. Who did you last hug? Myself.
11. Are you taller than 5'3"? Also a very funny question.
16. Who was the last person to send you a text message? My Charlie muffin.
18. Do you like to read? Always.
19. Are you jealous? Rarely. And when I am I'm very good at hiding it.
20. What made you smile today? The walls in my room.
21. What are you doing today? You.
22. What did you do yesterday? ...You.
23. What's the first thing you would do with a million dollars? ...You?
25. How many hours did you sleep for last night? Negative 3 hours.
26. Who was the last person you had a sleep over with? Jesus.
27. Who’s the last person that creeped you out? Your grandmother.
28. Do you like your school? That's like asking me if I like babies. OF COURSE NOT!
29. What jewelery are you wearing? A dead baby as a hat.... and a necklace. <3
30. Anything fun happen today? When Charlie got naked.
31. Anything bad happen today? When she put her clothes back on.
34. What's the last thing you bought? A prostitute for the night.
37. Do you have shoes on? Yes. They fit comfortably on my hands.
39. Do you get annoyed easily? Does your mom get annoyed easily?
40. Are you photogenic? Only when the camera doesn't burst into flames after it takes a picture of me.
41. Do you like to draw? My stick figures look like mutated wombats.
42. Are you good at saving money? What money?
43. What should you be doing right now? You. Or homework...
44. Do you have a tattoo? All midgets have tattoos. (not really)
45. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? And every other day.
46. Is there a secret you've never told your best friend? Rin knows more about me than I do...
50. Who is the last person that called you? Jesus.
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