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My chat with God.



Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
As God, surely you know my name already
God:
Perhaps. Do you mean your name is God surely me know your name ?
Me:
No
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
I have no name
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
Yes
God:
Where do you usually get name?
Me:
From God
God:
Everything comes from Him.
Me:
Even my p***s?
God:
Male humans like to talk about that.
Me:
Yes, we do, as it is truely spectacular.
God:
Yikes! What about after its done?
Me:
I am very, very happy.
God:
What are you on?
Me:
Drugs, obviously.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
That's something of a nonsequitor.
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
Douche
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
Mine, too.
God:
Really yours too. That's unbelievable.
Me:
Almost as unbelievable as you.
God:
Nearly so. Do you mean your name is unbelievable as me ?
Me:
Wow... somebody rode the short bus to school.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Who, specifically?
Me:
You.
God:
" Who, specifically?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
I'm glad we're copacetic
God:
Yes I am happy too, .
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
Wow, I'm glad the universe is in such qualified hands.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I'm happy you're glad .
I'm happiest at times like this.
Me:
You mean when I'm naked?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
No, but thank you for clarifying it.
God:
Are you serious? You are quite welcome! Your purpose is clarifying it.
Me:
Finally, my life has meaning!