i never imagined how simple bedtime stories could affect a person's life forever. seriously, it is the reason behind our subconscious decisions of who we would fall in love with.
when kids grow up they should wake up also at the realization that fairy tales are not true most of the time. there are no magics, just choice. only reason and logic are the ones that control what we would do and if you yield to your emotions, ain't that just stupid?
so, kids, here's some hard facts of reality. kiss your tears away and try to live with these things. because life is nothing like a dream.
ready?
= no, dear. you're not a princess. and that cute guy in front of you during class is not your prince. ok? sorry, dear.
= frogs and toads will never change into handsome young men even though you prayed and wished so hard. aaaawwww. so much for your fantasies of kissing a slimy frog. eww.
= wishing wells and shooting stars may not make your dreams come true but just try to enjoy the moment when you see those things. they're hard to find.
= sometimes princesses don't need to be rescued. sometimes they rescue the prince.
= don't fall in love with that guy you met at a dance even though it's his party. it's not the bachelor show so behave, dear. don't be like poor, sweet, naive Cinderella.
= the dragon is there to protect you, ok? so be nice to it.
= fairy godmother isn't always right. (Cinderella)
= there are no 'happily ever afters'. you just continue to live. you deal with the misfortunes that come your way. and hope you die sooner by one day. ^_^
= the prince would leave you some time or another. you know this from real life, right?
= don't trust the dwarfs. you never know... (Snow White)
= men who kiss dead ladies in glass coffins, even though she's so pretty and irresistible, is a necrophiliac. normal people don't kiss dead people, especially when they're in coffins. thank you for the info, Mr. Neil Gaiman. ^_^ (Snow, Glass Apples = Snow White)
= Sleeping Beauty was raped by the prince. really. you don't believe me? read it on the unedited version of the Grimm Brother's collection of fairy tale stories. (Sleeping Beauty)
= don't grow long hair if the only reason behind it is to look for attention. (Rapunzel)
= sometimes it's your parents' fault that you're stuck in that situation.(Rumpelstiltskin)
= if you can talk, don't sing.
= Jack and the Beanstalk is just invented to cover up jack's stupidity.
= don't play in the middle of a forest. (Hansel & Gretel)
= there are no evil witches. only evil bitches.
= be honest. would you really like to marry Shrek?
soooo, my grammar's not that good. ok. don't mind, don't care.
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