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tHiS iS mY JoUrNaL!!! O_o
I Need a good way 2 express myself and let my anger out. (Says my psychiatrist) I really have a journal to make fun of people and get huge amounts of money really quickly. {Scratch the making fun of people part}. I dont make fun of people... I make
What to do in a zombeh sichiation.
1. First Find a close by gun store. they usually have guns there. Guns shoot bullets that kill. Then you aim and shoot the zombie in the head. (If you needed to know this and didn't already you should prabably see you nearest zombie and feed it your brain. It will probably die from going into a negative IQ and serious food poisoning.)

2. find your loved ones and give them a share of the weapons. Stay in a large group. That way they can't take you out due to too much open fire. Or you run out of ammo faster and they corner you and eat away at your innards. O_o

3.Always Remember that the virgins are the last ones to die. So don't take your GF or BF into a old abandoned house and say "This May be our last night on earth... I may never get a chance to love you again." Because you are an open target and will be killed instantly. =3

4. Find a junkyard and grab as much metal as you can. drag it to your "BASE" and
cover everything in steel. so tn that case you "MIGHT" not die in the middle of the night.

5. NEVER GIVE A GUN HAPPY MAN A GUN! He will kill you. Enough said.

6. At night Keep all lights off and keep talking to a minimum. That way they cant find you. So no hiding in your attic and keeping all the lights on and hosting a Guitar Hero Tournament. Carl tried it... he died, TWICE, no, THREE TIMES!

So that's the basics... Go find a zombie and "DO WORK!"





 
 
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