Eh, I don't think this place is "normal"....
Ah, again, the revenge didn't turn out so great after all. That stupid boob-lady has an iq about 135. I never knew that a blond culd be so smart, but that clearly changed after six bottles of vodka! blaugh Oh my God! I've never seen such a funny drunk. I almost changed my mind about revenge because I started to feel sorry for her. But, at least it's not my foult that she likes to jump from high places and end up in hospital with sixteen broken bones (or was it sixty, I can't remember). Kicking Prince *beeeeeeep* in "the soft spot" really made my day. Damn, I felt like a woman after that! Good news, Ken is healthy again. I was going to France, but I ended up in this place called "Wonderland", or so this purple, fat cat claim it to be. stare Man, now I will never get that dress I wanted... Anyway, I met this cute girl named Alice. She is pretty much the only person here that makes sense. While this girl wanted to get back home, Ken tried to take over this "Wonderland". The funny thing is that he was actually able to do it. sweatdrop Don't ask me how he did it because I don't have a single clue. One thing I know for sure is that being able to fly on brooms (no idea how I do it), talking to insane colored animals, doing random magic and drinking tea at some confusing teaparty is something I should have done a long time ago. By the way, I'm known as "The crazy witch queen" here. Yes, Ken made me queen. No, I haven't dated him yet and would never consider it, EVER. He is too good of a friend. I will return later to Spain to escape Ms. Penny. Now that I think of it, I haven't heard or seen Ms. Penny in a while... It's kinda good to get away from her. Byez people! heart
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