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ABOUT A WEEK AGO... IN A HOUSE NOT SO FAR FROM MINE... THERE LIVED A LITTLE GIRL... SHE WAS BABYSITTING HER LITTLE BROTHER WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT GETTING HIGH... (F*** THE PARENTS) SUDDENLY, THE LITTLE GIRL HEARD A VOICE, IT SAID: JE MAPPEL JEAN PAUL. JE SUIS DE your house!(IN OTHER WORDS, SOME CREEP WAS TELLING THE LITTLE GIRL THAT HE LIVED IN HER HOUSE, AND IS NAMED JOHN PAUL) NOW THE LITTLE GIRL DECIDED THAT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO START RUNNING AROUND IN SQUARES AND SCREAMING: "THE PIGS WILL DEVOUR US ALL!" SUDDENLY, SHE NOTICED SOMTHING TERRIBLE! SHE FORGOT ABOUT HER TAXES! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHE THEN RAN OUT SIDE AND SAW A MAN IN A PIZZA COSTUME SINGING: " WHO WILL BYE, MY SWEET RED PIZZA, MY PIZZA IS FRESH AND WARM!" SHE SCREAMED AGAIN AND THEN WOKE UP TO FIND IT WAS A TERRIBLE DREAM. SHE THEN NOTIICED THE ROTTING REMAINS OF.... her brother! SHE WAS THEN ARRESTED AND GIVEN A DEATH SENTANCE. NOW SHE HAUNTS THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TELL THIS STORY TO 15 OTHER PEOPLE WITHIN THE NEXT 355 MINUTES AFTER THEY WERE TOLD THE STORY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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