Kill of the day: Rubber ducky
Reason: it looked at me funny
Points earned: 5550000 bajillion
Items obtained: rubber....
Okay so... I have this shopping escapade to tell you all about! I decided I was going to be a nice friend like i always am, and go out and trek all over the god forsaken earth to find a really cool gift and one hilarious gag gift. Well my journey started around Christmas time seeing as it was my best chance to come across the sale I needed.
I looked and looked and looked and looked and ... well you get the idea... so I was walking and walking and walking and walking.... again you get the idea, and my feet hurt. So I decided I was going to go and sit on a bench in the mall I was in. Well there was this old guy there talking about his grandkids. And they were like five and six and they were really cute. So I talked to this guy for a while but after about thirty minutes of it I was beginning to secretly gag. I mean... the guy was perfect Maes Hughes material! it was insane! so I was sitting there, tapping my food and smiling and nodding like the sweet little girl I pretend to be, and all the while I'm thinkning up some strange, sick, and convoluted plan to get my a** out of there! well it turns out I was saved by the guy's daughter and son in law comming back to retrieve he and the children. I swear i could have kissed the ground they walked on right then and there. And it gets better, as they were walking away they said something about having to get grandpa back to the home... O.O
So, back on track, I finally find this really awesome wolf blanket! So I pick it up for her and pay and go around, looking for the gag gift. So I was wandering down the clearance toy isle, scanning the shelves... rubix cube, no got her that last year... go fish... nope.... tiddlywinks, hell no! and then... I found it.... a ninja hamster that danced and SUNG! well I got it for her of course! so that was my story.... I finally got off.. well sat down on my lazy a** and wrote it... so... ENJOY!!!!!
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