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MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips. The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a d**k and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a year and u melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would u call it? A ******** goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told Little Red Riding Hood "Lift up your top so I can suck ur tits." "No," she said while lifting her skirt, "Eat me like the ******** book says!" A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, "A wet p***y always makes a c**k happy."