Once there was a boy named billy. He had a loving mom and a loving dad. This is a story about Billy and how he learned new words.
He went into the living room and heard his mom say b*****d and father say b***h. Billy asked
"whats a b***h and a b*****d?"
His mom said well billy a b***h is a girl and a b*****d is a boy.
Then billy went outside and heard his neighbor yell
"Put ur p***s in my v****a!"
Then billy asked
Mom whats a p***s and a v****a?
Billy's mom said. Well a p***s is a coat and a v****a is a hat.
Then billy Heard his Dad shaving and he yelled s**t!
Then billy asked his dad, What does s**t mean?
And billys dad said, Well s**t is a type of shaving cream.
His mom was in the kitchen cutting turkey wen she cut her hand and yelled ********!
So billy asked, MOM what does ********! mean?
Well billy, his mom said, ******** is a way of cutting turkey.
Then the guests arrived. Billy answered the door and said
"Good Evening bitches and bastards, may i take your p***s's and v****a's? Dad's in the bathroom wiping s**t off his face and mom's in the kitchen ******** turkey."
That was the last dinner party Billy's family had.
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