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Sasuke:
1) Stalk him!

2) When he's hiding from his fan girls tell them exactly where he is

3) and that he's naked

4) While talking to him, tell him all about how you had a steamy night with Itachi... Give him all the sexy details!

5) Tell him how big Itachi's ***** is in comparison to his own!

6) Take pictures of him in the shower and sell them to all the fangirls in town

7) Then post the originals on a website for gay porn

cool Using his name with contact details

9) Set him up on a blind date with Sakura AND Ino at the same time, then enjoy watching him get extremely pissed off to the point where he explodes

10) Replace his hair gel with 5 second glue

11) Tell him he looks like a cockatoo (pun or no pun... whichever you like) or a chicken but

12) Cut off some of his hair and auction it off on Ebay

13)Whenever he tries to be mean to ANYONE scream "CHRIST ON A BIKE SASUKE! JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE AN EMO NOOB DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD TRY TO MAKE EVRYONE ELSE ONE!"

14) When he turns around to punch you put Naruto in the way

15) After he punches Naruto kick Sasuke in the balls for being an a** and ask him why he's beating up his boyfriend

16) When he says hes not gay ask him "If you're not gay then why are you wearing pink underwear?"

17) (make sure you switched his boxers for pink one) When he denies that he's wearing pink underwear tell him to prove it, only to reveal that he actually IS wearing pink underwear (have a camera ready!)

1 cool Post the picture on your Myspace and put a caption saying "Sasuke: Princess Ice b***h of the Pink Panties" or "Sasuke- I AM NOT GAY! (Chyeahhh RIght! Pinks DEF your color!)"

19) Tell him there's a picture of you in your underwear and when he goes to look he'll see his picture with the caption

20) when he sees this say "OOPS! I guess I meant I had a picture of YOU in your underwear! My bad!"

21) Tell him Naruto is dating Lee

22) Tell him Naruto chose Lee because Sasuke is too emo and self absorbed

23) Tell him that Orochimaru is still available!

24)The tell him that you completely forgot Orochimaru was dating Itachi

25) Ask him out and have Gaara meet him instead

26) Go out on a date with him and tease the everliving sanity out of him. When you go back to his place and you guys begin to get into it say "I was right! Itachi's IS bigger than yours! I guess that's another thing he beats you at!"

27) Whenever he's training sing Eye of the Tiger

2 cool When he gives you a dirty look point to the platapus next to you

29) When he goies back to training throw the platapus at him

30) when he asks why you threw a platapus at him tell him the platapus thought he was hott and couldn't resist the urge to jump on him

31) Make sure its a MALE platapus

32) Whenever Sasuke talks about Itachi sing "SURRENDER", at the top of your lungs... Or "BEAT IT"

33) Steal his cell phone and change his ringer to "Barbie girl" or "You're number one in heaven" or "All the things she said" or something giving insight to the fact that he is gay

34) Call his cell when he is around a lot of people... preferably boys

35) Ask him if he is gay

36) when he say no start singing "If You Were Gay" from Avenue Q

37) Transform into Itachi and approach Sasuke, appologizing for the fact that the trauma "You" (Itachi) had caused had turned him gay

3 cool When you steal his cell put pics of smexy half naked men as his wallpaper

39) ask him where he found those pics of your bf!

40) accuse him of sleeping with your bf!

41) say you're going to tell Naruto that Sasuke is cheating on him

42) Show him Yiao fan fic! (w00t! <3 it!... however i cant spell it)

43) take him to an italian restaurant and order for him

44) order him sausage and explain how you'd figured that he liked sausage bc it reminde him of *cough* other things

45) constantly call his phone, then when he picks up hang up immediatly... do this at like 3 am!

46) ask him what being gay is like

47) tell him to stop cutting himself

4 cool tell him that he needs to stop cutting himself because it upsets Naruto to see his boyfriend so depressed

49) Sing the barbie is a b***h song (the gay one in case you didnt know) whenever he's around
49.25) replace his black clothing with pink or orange

49.5) write emo on his forhead with sharpie

49.75) when you see him walking down the street run over squealing saying "OMG ITS ITACHI!- oh wait.. you're not Itachi..." then walk away disappointed

50) show him this list when you're done!


Neji:
tell him destiny says hes an a*****e

tell him destiny is not real

kiss him and ask if destiny said you would do that

whatever he responds with say "yeah, well you still kissed back" and walk away

tell him hinata is dating naruto AND kiba

tell him ten ten sleeps under his bed

Gaara:
call his gourd a peanut

ask him if you can do his make up

ask how much he spends on eye liner annually

ask him to do your make up

ask to borrow his eye liner

everytime someone says his name sing gaara of the funk!

call him gaara of the funk

ask him for a hug

tell him lee is dating sasuke

tell him sasuke is cheating on lee with naruto

Hinata:
tell her naruto is gay

and is dating neji

tell her she talks too much

call her weak

tell her naruto is dead

tell her neji killed him

because naruto dumped neji to be with hinata

but then neji killed himself from the guilt

Tenten:
tell her neji is dating you

when she tries to kill you tell her neji is right behind her... RUN!

tell her neji is gay and is dating kiba

tell her neji died

(I didn't write these. Quizilla.)