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1 THE BASICS: A mirror?

2 Name: Erica Well, if you MUST know...It's Ian Adler Nelson. Rawr.

3 Gender: Male.

4 Age: 53, and looking darn good

5 Screen Name: Mr.Wonderful1914

6 Birthday: August 22nd

7 Race: The sexy one

8 School/Grade: Im in the 11th grade and I do not want to tell you where I get educated at, for I know you will begin to stalk me, and I have enough stalkers as it is.

9 Job currently: Being better than you

10 Status: Single. Yes, well, I DO have many fans...

11 Hometown: Little Germany

12 Current Town: What did I tell you about stalking? > sad

13 Parents Still Together: ...Yes, let's just say that.

14 Siblings: Condoms come in handy biggrin

15 Pets: You

16 Smoker: There are better ways to kill yourself

17 Drinker: Not so much

18 Virgin: I know that when I say "yes" you'll fly right out of your chair because there couldn't be ANY way on Earth that someone as sexy as me could POSSIBLY be a virgin.

19 Orientation: Im like syu ghay D: Ah ha ha, I bet I had you going for a seconds there. Im straight.

20 Drugs: Dont make me laugh -.-

21 APPEARANCE: Sexy.

22 Hair Color: Blonde. Ya b***h, ya.

23 Is it Dyed?: Why would I want any other color?

24 Eye color: Blue.

25 Height: 5'11''

26 Style: And what's this mean? Havent you learned by now that I'm sexy?

27 Glasses/Contacts/None?: Nooo, because Im PERFECT.

28 Freckles: None

29 Body Type: My body is ON FIRE. Did you hear that? ON.FIRE.

30 Shoe Size: eleventy-seven

31 Piercings: If I had one it'd be where I'd want EVERYONE to look.

32 Want More?: Come again? OH. Right. No. Didn't I already tell you that I dont have any?

33 Tattoos?: Yes, in fact, I have one that says "kick" on my arse. Ah ha ha.

34 Want More? I know you do.

35 Braces?: No thanks.

36 Overall Best Feature?: I dont have a "best" because everything is the best.

37 Overall Worst Feature?: NOTHING.

38 Do you get most of your traits from mom or dad?: My father, of course. ;3

39 LIKES/DISLIKES: Hmmm, that would be too long to list so let me make this simple. Likes: Girls. Dislikes: You.

40 Favorite Color: Red. Do you know what red represents? No, Im not going to tell you, but TWO things that it represents are passion and beauty. *dreamy sigh*

41 Worst Color: Your color. :3

42 Favorite Number: 2

43 Favorite Animal: Pretty butterflies. Rawr.

44 Least Favorite Animal: The ones that wish to bite me

45 Favorite Flower: Rose. They are very romantic...

46 Favorite Food: Pasta. Im culturally diverse, dont be hatin'.

47 Worst Food: Hmm, I dunno, I suppose the ones people eat in third and forth world countries?

48 Favorite Junk Food: Cupcakes, oooo, I bet you didn't know that.

49 Worst Junk Food: ...the kind that gives you cancer?

50 Favorite Restaraunt: There aren't many German places that I know of...=/ I'd have to say The Great Wall. Asian. Mmm.

51 Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Super Special Sexy Chocolate Chip Strip Club.

52 Favorite Candy: My fangirls. ;P

53 Favorite Alcoholic Drink: The German beers, of course ;3

54 Favorite NON Alcoholic Drink: Coffee.

55 Worst Alcoholic Drink: ...The not-German kind....

56 Worst NON Alcoholic Drink: Cranberry juice Dx

57 Favorite Genre of Music: Um...well...this is a bit tricky...European Dance biggrin

58 Worst Genre: Bluegrass or country.

59 Favorite Band/Artist: Aqua, totally ;3

60 Worst Band/Artist: There are far too many to list...

61 Favorite Song: Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake, or You're Pitiful by Weird Al. :3

62 Worst Song: YOUR SONG Dx

63 Favorite Radio Station: 94.9 I guess

64 Favorite Book: Obsession.

65 Worst Book: How To Have Sex For Dummies. They teach it ALL wrong.

66 Favorite Type of Movie: The kind where all the Germans are blowing things up. I kid, I kid.

67 Worst Type of Movie: The ones that show on the Disney Channel.

68 Favorite Movie: I dont know, there's far too many to pick from...

69 Worst Movie Ever: You movie.

70 Favorite TV Show: Scrubs. ;3

71 Worst TV Show: Arg, dont get me STARTED.

72 Favorite Season of the Year: Summer. Fire baby, fire.

73 Worst Season: Winter. The cold displeases me.

74 Best Friend: Me.

75 Worst Enemy: Anyone who isn't in my fan club

76 Favorite Day of the Week: Saturday

77 Least Favorite Day of the Week: Wednesday. It's the hump day, after all. I always end up feeling so violated...

78 Favorite Sport: Being better than you

79 Sport You Hate: Football. =/ So annoyingly popular...

80 One thing you cant get enough of?: Love.

81 One thing you hate more than anything?: =/ When people treat love like it's nothing.

82 LOVE LIFE: I dont have one yet. I can't, not when I can't trust anyone enough to know if they really mean it or not.

83 Are You Single? Yes. =/

84 If not, who is your bf/gf? My boyfriend's name is Kiki and we will be like, SO TOGETHER FOREVER. biggrin *claps*

85 How Long Have You Been Together? Oh wellz, we like syu dated back in the fifth grade. Hehe.

86 If You're Single, Was that a threat?

87 Do You Have a Crush On Anyone Right Now? A could say that...

88 First Kiss: Maybe...I try not to, but sometimes it can't be helped

89 Ever Kiss in the Rain?: Sounds like fun

90 In a Movie Theater?: More fun!

91 Underwater?: Oh baby.

92 First Love: o///o IM NOT IN LOVE, are you kidding!?

93 Have you ever Cheated on Anyone?: Cheating is for...LOSERS Dx

94 Been Cheated on?: HA. I laugh at you. HA.

95 Used Someone?: Of course not.

96 Been used?: I wouldn't let that happen.

97 Lied to your bf/gf?: No, Im very honest with him ;3

98 Ever Made out With Just a Friend?: I wouldn't do that, sorry.

99 Ever Had Sex With Just a Friend?: >.> THEY WISH.

100 Are You a Tease?: *teases you*

101 Do you Flirt a Lot?: When DONT I?

102 Longest Relationship: -.- with your mom

103 Shortest: with your dad

104 Have you Ever Gotten a Poem?: Of course. It was very beautiful....I can read it to you now,
"IAN ZOMG I LOVE YOU
I WANNA RAPE JOO
KK!? LOVE. ME."

How rhymey.

105 Ever Get Flowers?: Yes.

106 Sweetest Thing You've Ever Gotten: Um, well, people have told me they've been in love with me, so I guess that's pretty sweet, wouldn't you say? :3

107 Do you Like Valentine's Day or Sweetest Day?: What the mess is Sweetest Day? I dont like either, for I am showered, no, DROWNED with all sorts of silly things people use in order to show their affection for me. >o<

108 Do you Believe in Love at First Sight?: I do *dreamy sigh*

109 Do you Believe in magic?: surprised Like the magic in the fact that I am SOOO much cooler than you that it can't possibly be anything BUT magic?

110 Do you Fall in Love Fast?: I can.

111 Are you a Player?: Hell to the yes. >;3

112 Would you ever Hook Up With Someone of the Same sex?: ...Um...well. Maybe...

113 Have You ever Kissed 2 People in One Day?: No, I've had two people kiss me in one day, however.

114 Kissed 2 People At One Time?: o.o;; No....THREESOME DX

115 Had Sex with 2 People in One day?: >.> They wish.

116 Had sex with 2+ People at One Time?: They still wish.

117 Ever cried over someone of the opposite sex?: No...

118 Ever Been Dumped?: Noooo...

119 Ever dumped someone?: No!

120 Ever been rejected?: HA.

121 Do you have a lot of ex's?: o.o NONE!

122 Are you a slut?: Ha.

123 Ever been called one? Yes.

124 Ever dated someone more than once?: No. >.O

125 Do you ever make the first move?: I ALWAYS make the first move.

126 Double dates or single?: Both!

127 Do you want to get married?: yea

128 OPPOSITE SEX (what you're attracted to): Someone who is well...stable, attractive, but strong as well. Someone who will love me back for who I am and not for my looks alone. Trust, integrity.

129 Hair Color: It doesn't matter, anything is fine for me >;3

130 Short or long?: Not TOOO short and not TOOO long.

131 Style: Sexy. x3

132 Age: Teen?

133 Height: Not too short, or too tall....

134 Weight: Average, Im not too awful picky.

135 Muscular Or Skinny: In a women? Skinny. =/

136 Boxers or Briefs: Boxers baby, boxers?

137 Do you care about looks?: Of course...

138 Other: Um, yes!

139 Can you drive?: Like a machine

140 Do You Have a Car?: BMW. Rawr.

141 Do you have a cell phone?: 27. Bang.

142 Are you online a lot?: ...STALKER! Dx

143 Do you like gay/bi people?: Only the boys >;3

144 Can you speak another language?: I can speak three. :3

145 Do you do well in school?: OF COURSE. Im perfect, remember?

146 Do you collect anything?: Fans.

147 Have an obsession?: Perhaps....

148 Do you hate yourself?: Why would I?

149 Ever smile for no reason?: Yep. *smiles* Haaaa.

150 Talk to yourself?: >;o Who DOESNT like talking to me?

151 Do you have any regrets?: Dont we all?

152 Believe in magic?: o.o I ALREADY EXPLAINED THIS. DX

153 Do you support gay marriage?: o.O I support MY marriage >;3

154 Sex before marriage?: No, that's being SLUTTY because you can't wait!

155 Do you trust people easily?: Not so much.

156 Forgive easily?: Yes, sadly...

157 Do you have a secret no one knows?: ...I have MANY o.o

158 Do you get along with your parents?: Yessssss

159 What about other people?: Ha.

160 How do you vent your anger?: I kill innocent people. Ah ha ha....

161 Do you like George Bush?: Why wouldn't I?

162 Goal Before you die?: Fall in love.

163 Biggest Fear: Losing.

164 Biggest Weakness: Isn't it obvious? My dashing good looks.

165 Do you play an instrument?: The piano. Rawr.

166 What do you want to be when you grow up?: An actor.

167 PERSONALITY TRAITS - Are you: Yummy

168 A b***h?: I can be, but not in an obnoxious way

169 A daydreamer?: Sometimes...

170 Shy?: HA.

171 Talkative: HA. again

172 Energic?: Typically

173 Happy?: I AM VERY SPECIAL CAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME.

174 Depressed?: o.o anyone can get like that

175 Funny?: Ha ha ha.

176 Slutty?: >o> I like to think that Im not...

177 Boring?: NO WAI. Dx

178 Mean?: I can be.

179 Nice?: Of course, arsehead

180 Caring? Very much so!

181 Trustworthy?: yesssss....

182 Confident?: ALL THE TIME.

183 Friendly?: Wanna come over to my house tonight?

184 Smart?: ALWAYS.

185 Sarcastic?: I can be. >;3

186 Dependable?: Oh yesh.

187 Quiet?: Not mostly. RAWR!!!

188 Weird?: Ah ha ha ha haaaaaaaa. Bang.

189 Adaptable?: Quite true!

190 Strong (emotionally)?: You bet.

191 Strong (physically)?: YOU BET.

192 Mature?: Yes, for the VERY most part.

193 Logical?: Never not

194 Religious?: O3O I suppose so! AMEN.

195 Modest?: Ah ha ha. No.

196 Indesicive?: not usually....

197 Sympathetic?: Rather.

198 Polite?: Of course. ;3

199 Creative?: Color me pink

200 Fun to be around?: LOADS of fun

201 Loveable?: *giggle*

202 Easily Amused?: *laughs* You're funny looking

203 Outgoing?: Of course.

204 Daring?: JA BETCH JA. :3

205 Clumsy?: Ha. NEVERRRRRR.

206 Nosy?: You look like a nosy

207 Lazy?: At times. I get my slave boys to do the stuff for me ;3

208 Scary?: Im soooo hot that's it's SCARY. Little children get frightened just looking at me...

209 Optimistic?: DANDY.

210 Persuasive?: >;3 oh baby

211 A good listener?: *is getting tired of writing yes*

212 Curious?: o.o curious to know what in your pants.

213 Determined?: Ususally.

214 Artistic?: Picasso is my uncle.

215 Honest?: No.Yes.MAYBE SO.

216 Respectful?: To everyone BUT you

217 Concieted?: A little >.O

218 Cocky?: Well, I can't say that Im not...

219 Controlling?: >.O Oh yes, well, I LOVE control

220 Playful?: *lick* >;3

221 Easygoing?: Totally n.n

222 Carefree?: I like to be

223 Hot Headed?: o.o I can't be hot headed, I have a reputation I need to keep

224 Serious?: Yes, when needed

225 Thoughtful?: Yes. STOP ASKING THESE INANE QUESTIONS.

226 Considerate?: NO HO. DX

227 Stubborn?: Sometimes!

228 Romantic?: ALWAYS. And if I wans' so annoyed with you I would type out this really romantic sentence for you.

229 Ambitious?: Sure

230 Jealous?: =/ what's there to envy?

231 Insecure?: Just a tad, little tad....

232 Obsessive? o.o I am obsessed over!

233 Attentive?: -.- Yessssssss

234 Helpful?: That's the same thing DX

235 Punctual?: ALWAYS.

236 Rational?: IM LOOPY biggrin

237 Sincere?: ....well...

238 Tolerant?: For the most part!

239 Goodbye FINALLY: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! Now ROT.

240 Did you enjoy this survey?: You've returned! Was my personality too alluring for you to walk away from?! :O

241 Was it too long?: >.> Go.

242 Do you think it contained just about everything?: NO. AUF WIEDERSEHEN..