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ITACHI the rise to power the life of itachi uchiha the homicidal maniac

part 4: The jaggos of war

After the short fight with T-elos itachi was hiding out
in the Akatsuki's hideout/base about the announcements
Deidara,Zetsu and Scropion sasori watching anime
Itachi was there and sat down watching it as always
Deidara was looking at the tv using the power of his
nose ramming the tv on the anime channel but ended
up as the Negima marathon after hearing the phrase
negi talking itachi hits deidara but misses and hit konan
why did you do that i got the list of my oragami of
my yotsuba and azumanga daioh collection
i can see anything Konan im blind after itachi
misses the walking accadently grab Konan
and she punches itachi and knocked him out
he got up and still watched the tv to see the
odd episode of the grim adventures of billy and mandy
Raggle Fraggle asagi appeared out of no where
AH crap accadently set the tv on fire with
his phoenix flower jistu but who is that said deidara
it my cousin said itachi my boring dull flat cousin
what are you up now? Asagi looked at him with
a odd look like always said im on a new game now
she holds up the Asagi rise of a ninja kisame out of
nowhere with no shirt on said thats the new naruto game
with the blue beast with no shirt Asagi started to
cry i wanted to be special she ran away
while a brick and a note on top of it said
itachi my old friend i have come back to assanate you
from a friend wtf said itachi open a door to see a
innocent chao looking at him Tobi you pet is here
said itachi seeing a evil plot a the chao turned into
a vorpal chao and mauling tobi and than hidan
killing tobi(yet like always) but knock hidans head off
the headless hidan ran back and fourth finding his head
this way this way hidan head said zetsuate the chao/assasin
with his cannabilistic skills of a mario pirana plant but then
itachi was ambushes by the jaggo leader orochimaru
and the sound five with jirobu the powerful fat man,kidomaru
the spiderman rip-off,sakon and udon the odd harlenquin ninja,
tayuya the wanker and kimimaro the wolverine knockoff
i can finally take you bodie come time to beat your
little bunghole in battle MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
to be continued tomorrow the fight began but with the krackens on ice