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Witness the wild noob. An excitable creature by nature, the noob is completely oblivious to his own ignorance. Though not particularly bright creatures, they are often highly populous, migrating in groups to new areas to graze upon "kewlness."

The noob's greatest natural predator is the flamer, who will pick off any it likes, regardless of size or strength, feasting upon its prey with its vicious call, "********' NOOB!"

Curiously, the noobs around it, including its prey, remain unaware of the flamer's existance, only caring about their own excitable enjoyment, asking each other "HOW I GET GLOD?"

The wild noob is truly a wondrous creature to behold. If you can restrain the urge to shoot it.