Crocodile hunters!
Me and Ken got tired of England and decided to take a small tripp down under to Sidney. Ms.Penny is still following me around and I just witnessed her bying a gun... gonk yeah... Anyway, while Ken was on some poker turment, I met Tobias again. He looks twice as hot without that gigant windbreaker. He was here with his girlfriend Marianne. Man, is she a b***h! She trew her cig at me, she is showing it in my face by making out with Tobias AND called me fat! How dare she?! She thinks shes soooo hot by being Barbie blond and big boobs... unfair. I swear to God that I will kill her if this keep going. I also got a new job, crocodile hunter! I heart Steve Irwin! How could he let a stupid fish kill him!? He was supposed to get eaten by a croc! I know many people feel the same as me. Long live Steve! Until now, I've caught four snakes, tree crocodiles and six dingos and replaced them 3nodding I just can't wait to Holloween either. I'm going to be a female Dundee! I also got my mimzy back... heart But I have to go, got to pic a plan to kill Marianne. Byez.
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