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I Must Be PREPPY By: Macscow Parody of I Must Be EMO By: Adam and Andrew
Current mood: bitchy
Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping


(skipping diary part)

I'm a PREPPY kid.

Not as forming as can be.

You'll be losing your virginity if you look just like me.

I have paid for my nails and have a clown do my face.

I'm alomst PREPPY enough to start paying my way.

Cause I feel real hot.

When I dress like a slut.

I call it freedom of exposure.

Dudes just like touch my butt.

Cause there dudes that pay chicks.

And chicks that pay dykes.

Cause PREPPY is the highest above all the types.

Paying my way and looking free.

I must be PREPPY.

I don't buy around while checking the fee.

I must be PREPPY.

I'm sexy, cute, and popular to boot.

The way i dress makes everyone want to give a hoot.

I have no real friends.

But I like to make believe.

I payed my mom's secretary just to play with me for week.

Stripping and writing gossip are my hobbies.

I can't get through a Claires store without buying.

Girls keep looking down at me.

It's always very fun.

I say, "You're all very creepy."

I have already won.

Paying my way and looking free.

I must be PREPPY.

I don't buy around while checking the fee.

I must be PREPPY.

Crimping my hair and people wanting to be me.

I must be PREPPY.

I do cheerleading and people really love to see.

I must be PREPPY.

(skipping diary part)

When i get excited.

I go shopping in every direction.

Hearing me sing songs give guys an erection.

I live in a huge mansion and wear shoes made of glasses.

I make myself feel perfect and stretch during classes.

I just bad, cheap imitation normal.

You can either catch me in a ride or watch me dress formal.

I wear real short skirts while loving my life.

If I said I like pearls.

I'd only be half right.

I look like a whore and dress real sexy.

I must be PREPPY.

Screw diamonds.

I wear new school employees.

I must be PREPPY.

I like to swear and whine to my parentals.

I must be PREPPY.

Me and dog both look like clones.

I must be PREPPY.

(skipping diary part)





 
 
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