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Lincoln - Kennedy Coincidence?


1.Both Lincoln and Kennedy were concerned with Civil Rights.
2.Lincoln was elected president in 1860; Kennedy in 1960.
3.Both were slain on a Friday and in the presence of their wives.
4.Both were shot from behind and in the head.
5.Their successors, both named Johnson, were southern Democrats, and both were in the Senate.
6.Andrew Johnson was born in 1808 and Lyndon Johnson was born in 1908.
7.John Wilkes Booth was born in 1839 and Lee Harvey Oswald was born in 1939.
8.Booth and Oswald were southerners favoring unpopular ideas.
9.Both presidents' wives lost children through death while in the While House.
10.Lincoln's secretary, whose name was Kennedy, advised him not to go to the theatre.
11.Kennedy's secretary, whose name was Lincoln, advised him not to go to Dallas.
12.John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre and ran to a warhouse.
13.Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and ran to a theatre.
14.The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
15.The names Andrew Johnson and Lyndon Johnson each contain thirteen letters.
16.The names John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald each contain fifteen letters.
17.Both assassins were killed before being brought to trial.
18.Both Johnsons were opposed for re-election by men whose names start with "G".





 
 
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