A Trip to the Zoo
Jak: Hey, Ami?
Ami: (she takes off her earphones) Huh? What?
Jak: Why did you want Matt to go with us to the zoo? (flips through a brochure)
Ami: Easy. I didn’t want him to whine about it, lord knows we wouldn’t hear the end of it.
Jak: (pause) yeah, that’s true…he’s like a baby. (sighs)
Ami: Yup. We’re going to meet him there. I told him to call when he gets there.
Jak: Gonna get there before he does?
Ami: Yeah. I want to, anyway.
Jak: (sighs again) It’s my first time to the zoo, but I feel like something is going to happen…
Ami: (turning to him) Like what? What can happen at a zoo other than a massive breakout?
Jak: (looking out the window smirking) Ebola or something…and Matt can ruin it too.
Ami: (laughs) I think that Matt will ruin it before some disease.
Jak: Ehh. Can we go see the penguins first? I want to see them WITHOUT Matt! He’ll just keep on going about how he “just hates penguins and that parrots are better.” SHUU I can’t STAND him!
Ami: (laughing again) He is so fixated on hating them. I mean, they’re just birds…who really cares?
Jak: (he stares at her) Apparently Matt.
(Ami puts her earphones back in and Jak goes back to reading until they reach the zoo.)
(They arrive at the Zoo)
Jak: Wow! This is so cool!
Ami: Umm, yeah. It’s just the entrance…and the ticket line. But I bought our tickets online, so we can just skip all of this. I hate lines.
Jak: I didn’t think that you would like them. That would be a bit weird. Oh oh! Let’s go see the penguins now! I can sense that Matt is getting closer.
Ami: Uh, right. You have it out for him don’t you? Jak? (he ignored her.)
Jak: (looking at the brochure) AH! Here it is! Let’s go! Now! (takes Ami by the arm and leads her to the penguin pen)
Ami: I can walk you know; you don’t have to lead me!
Jak: Then hurry!
(they come to the pen and gaze at the penguins)
Ami: Sure are cute, huh?
Jak: YES! I want pictures! Ami, let me see your phone!
(Ami hands over her phone and Jak snaps pictures, but then it starts to ring)
Ami: Well, answer it. It’s Matt, by the way.
Jak: (holds to ear) Hello?
Matt: (on phone) Hey! Jak! Why are you on Ami’s phone? Anyway, I see you! I thought that you would be at the penguin pen thing. You are obsessed with those!
Jak: Yeah? Yes I am! And you are with Parrots!
Matt: I hate parrots! I have a cockatiel! I love cockatiels! There’s a difference!
Jak: Who cares? They’re both big and ugly! They try to use human speech and suck at it! Not half as cool as penguins!
Matt: (walking toward them) Twice as cool! Just admit it!
Ami: (staring at them) Okay okay…enough! Get off my phone.
Matt: So what now? Ohh, how about we go to the bird cage? You know, to see birds that FLY! (sneering at Jak)
Jak: Don’t start…what other bird can swim?
Matt: Ducks! Ducks can! (they both move close to argue)
Jak: Underwater? For a long time? And not with their tails in the air?
Ami: ENOUGH! (pulls them apart) Lets go look at giraffes…they aren’t birds and they don’t argue! I don’t see what it is with you two!
(start to walk around the zoo)
Matt: I don’t understand how he can like the tuxedo birds so much. They all look the same. I mean the ones from Aussie and Emperors look different than normal ones but even those look the same! Too much black and white! So repetitive! I need some color! A splash here and there! And in fun colors: blue, orange, yellow, pink, purple…
Jak: SO?! Who would want a purple bird? That’s stupid! I don’t like change so much! And if you don’t hush they will take your sanity and…
Ami: HUSH! The both of you! No more bird talk! Look! We’re at the lion pit.
Jak and Mason: Ohh! Wow!
Ami: Glad you aren’t arguing anymore…
Jak: Lions are really cool! But, you know what is better? Snow Leopards!
Matt: No, they aren’t! They’re small and not as scary!
Ami: Ugh, I knew it wouldn’t last…Hey, you two! Oi!
Matt: (shoves softly) Stop it!
Jak: (shoves back) Stop contradicting everything I say!
(shoving continues but not to the point of fighting)
Ami: I’m sick of this! I have to put up with it every day! Stop! Now! (walks between them and they accidently shove her over the small wall) Ahh!!!
Jak and Matt: AMI!!
Ami: Some help? Hello?
Matt: How could you do that, Jak!
Jak: It was as much your fault!
Ami: HELP ME! HELLO! STOP ARGUING AND HELP! Oh great! I just woke them up…oh boy.
Matt: Get her out!
Jak: You get her out!
(start shoving again, more violently, and both fall in)
Ami: Welcome to Thanksalotville. Here, we argue and shove people into lion pits.
Matt: Sarcasm noted, Ami…
Jak: Don’t you think that it’s funny that there are 3 people stuck in a lion pit and no one notices?
(they now and then eyes widen as a lion comes near fast)
All 3: Ah! Here it comes! HELP!
Ami: Get me out and I’ll get help!
Matt: Why y..
Ami: JUST GET ME OUT!
(help her out of pit and she gets a worker)
Ami: Guys! I brought someone!
(lion jumps at them and drags them into cave)
Matt and Jak: Ami! Help!! Ahh!!!
Ami: (yells at worker) Get them out!
(time goes by)
Ami: See where your useless arguing gets you? In a cave filled with lions. Did you learn anything?
Matt and Jak: yeah. Can we go home now?
Ami: Please.
End
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