Jokes!! n,n
Three guys were at a mannters class, their names were Johnny, Mike, and Steve; Their manners teacher said to them "Let's say that you're at a resturaunt with your girlfriend and you have to go to the bathroom, Johnny, what would you say using your own intellegence?" and Johnny said " 'Scuse me one moment, I have to pee." The teacher replied "No that's just stupid."
He turned to Mike and said "Same setting, what would you say using your own intellegence?"
"Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom." Mike said
"No, you're not supposed to say bathroom at the table." the teacher replied, then he turned to Steve and said, "Same setting, now what would you say using your own intellegence?"
Steve said, "Excuse me, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you get to meet after dinner" and with that said, the teacher fainted.
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he had found a dead cat that morning. "How do you know it was dead?" she asked him.
"Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move." he said innocently.
"YOU DID WHAT!?!" she exclaimed a little shocked. "You know," he started, "I leaned over and went 'pssssssst!' and it didn't move."
It was that time during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a very pretty dress, and as she sad down the pastor leaned over and said "That is a very pretty dress, is it your easter dress?" The little girl replied, right into the pastor's clip-on mic. "Yes, and my mommy says it's a b***h to iron."
Song time!!!!!
Poor little Timmy was all alone, and every time he asked somebody to ride in their convertable mustang or hummer they would say no, so one day he went out and bought a little red wagon and every day on the streets he would sing: "You can't ride in my little red wagon the wheels are broken and the axel's saggin', second verse same as the first: a little bit louder and a whole lot worse!
You can't ride in my little red wagon the wheels are broken and the axel's saggin', third verse same as the first: a little bit louder and a whole lot worse!
You can't ride in my little red wagon the wheels are broken and the axel's saggin', fourth verse same as the first: a whole lot louder and a whole lot worse!!
YOU CAN'T RIDE IN MY LITTLE RED WAGON THE WHEELS ARE BROKEN AND THE AXELS' SAGGIN'!!!"
