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The Forbidden Documents
Translations - The Male Mind
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...

"IT'S A GUY THING"

Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"

Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"

Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"

Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."

"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."


Translated:* "I can't hear the match over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."

Translated:* "What did you say?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."

Translated:* "I remember the theme song to the A-Team, the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car i've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."

Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."

Translated:* "I hope I can think of some excuse pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."

Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"

Translated:* "What did you catch me at?"

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."

Translated:* "If i keep driving im bound to find the way eventually."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."

Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."





 
 
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