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Putting the litter back into literature.
Chugging milk means no one wins
except for those of whome are only watching, in which case its a gas. Today at a friends youth group two people had to skull two litres of water. It was quite fantastic matt doing a fire hose impression by regurgitating. (He deserves a high five)
Two girls had to skull 1.5 coke. One of them drank about two cups full, then faked being violently ill by sitting on the ground and going "My tummy hurts." (she doesnt deserve a high five, she should drink more until it all comes out, it would make her feel a lot better. And her hair was tied back, so it wasnt such a big deal.
Then came me and Joe. The two skinny guys. And I knew forom the start I couldnt drink two litres of milk. So I put on my best jackass voice and go "Im johnny knoxville and this is the milk chug." and then made a glutton of myself. I was going for quite a while but it didnt seem as though it was getting any emptier. Zsometimes I would choke and spit a bit out. Then it got to much for me and I started throwing up. But it would give me a little room and I would start again. after I while I held it above my head and poured. I was drentched. and getting a windchill. lol. Threw up some more. I was like "Hey! theres baked beans." Dale came up and was like "HEY, hes right. It IS bake beans."
When I was getting to the last few drops I threw up again but some got into the bottle. That was the point I was like, Im not drinking this. Surprisingly Joe held it down. But he wasnt feeling to good for the rest of the night. As far as I know he still doesnt feel good. I applaud his stamina...

.. Im hungry.





 
 
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