1 The titanic did not sink because of an iceberg. Ralf was deep sea diving and surfaced into the ship by accident.
2 A meteor didn't kill the Dinosaurs. Alex was taking a hot shower when he jumped out too high and landed, creating a devastating explosion which killed them.
3 Ralf spelled backwards is God, why? Because he wants it to be.
4 Alex doesn't believe in aging. He stares in the mirror and glares at the wrinkles and they just vanish.
5 Ralf doesn't have to shower. He just growls as the dirt runs from him.
6 For Hunting Trips, Alex doesn't pack weapons and a tent. He simply puts on a loin cloth and grabs a toothpick and comes back with a full line of elk and bear.
7 Ralf Doesn't have to cook. He punches a can of beans and it erupts into a full course meal and desert.
8 Alex doesn't do pull ups on a bar. He's actually moving the bar and it's holder into the ground and back out.
9 Ralf never has on the same outfit. He simply punches a ball of yarn and it turns into his clothes.
10 If you have on a 40K Suit and Alex has on a wetsuit, he is dressed better than you simply because he wills it to be.
11 Ralf doesn't ask for sex. He simply points to his crotch and someone attends to him. Even in the middle of no where.
12 Ralf and Alex aren't just clowning by coincidence. They were actually Twins who were split at birth. They weren't allowed to stay together because when they were born they beat the doctor into submission and took the nurse hostage with their umbilical cords.
And here they are.
