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Ok, So my friend matt sent me this email. And its basically an excert from some other website that he uses. I thought it was so classic I wanted to share it with you all here on gaia.

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This guy just really got on my nerves so I made a reply especially

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lloyd wrote on 21/12/2006 10:01pm :

man i haven't touched my guitar in like 4 years but this song is so dope i'm gonna have to get it out again

i wonder if i can still play

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Axle wrote on 16/07/2007 5:34pm :

hey lloyd, nobody gives a ******** wether if you never touched you guitar in a long time, i bet your d**k has never been touched in a long time, go blow up your date that would probably be a doll, better yet go blow up your dude date you stupid ********!

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Matt37 wrote on 24/07/2007 6:04am :

Whoa Axle, did you read what you wrote before you posted it? Let me take time out from my immensely busy schedule to just point out a few things.

First of all considering the vast amount of people that use the Internet, I would say that it is statistically unsound to definitize that "nobody" gives a ********. Because almost certainly someone will.

Also, anybody who would make that kind of bet has to have some sort of mental destabilization. Because: A: It's a little perverse to make a bet on whether someone else has had that kind of experience and B: It's a bet you would almost surely lose due to the fact that you didn't specify who was doing the touching, and didn't exclude Lloyd himself. Which also brings up the fact that you didn't specify how long a "long time" actually is. Obviously a poor bet by anyone's standards.

The phrase "go blow up your date that would probably be a doll" suggests that you can get blow up dates that are in fact, not dolls. You may have been suggesting that Lloyd was some kind of pyrotechnician and that he should literally "explode" his date, however if you meant this as an insult it would be a poor choice, as pyrotechnicians usually like that kind of thing. At this point I would like to just point out that a male inflatable doll wouldn't be all that practical.

I would like to comment on your use of commas. They are not an adequate substitute for the ever useful "full stop". All you did was create a run on sentence that is rather awkward to read.

To finish, I have to say that it is worrying to see somebody get that upset over a post that was made over half a year ago. I would like to suggest that you get some professional help as soon as you can.

Hope you can use my criticism to your advantage in the future

- Matt

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