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I've got a lust for life.
Shirt finally got here. It's pretty nifty, needs a wash.
Boredom at work is setting in... ******** me, I've only been here 45 minutes. 9 hours, 15 minutes to go. Damnit.
We'll just post some quotes and call it good. Whoever can name all these gets a tidbit of respect from me.
"The drowning man knows not the width of the ocean, only its' depth."
"Where are all the good men dead? In the heart, or in the head?"
"Well, I believe in the soul, the c**k, the p***y, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent crap...I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a ******** big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchased in a range of ******** fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the ******** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ******** junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, ******** brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life...But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
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Update due to evets in Q&F.. and general rage.
I'm a p***k. I'm a ******** a*****e. I'm a jerk. A t**t. A jackass. Rude. Mean. Despicable. Angry. b*****d. I'm any other slang term you can think of to mean "not very ******** friendly." Get over it. Accept it and move on. It isn't my job to hold your hand, blow your nose, and wipe your goddamn a**. In the realworld, noteveryone is going to be nice and bow to your inu-yasha wisdom. Consider me good training for real life. Like forced sodomy, I'm a big goddamn p***k, and once you can handle me, then you can handle anything.
 Twistex · Wed Apr 27, 2005 @ 01:05pm · 3 Comments |
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