Not much going on in my life much worth mentioning, so I guess I'll just write the first thing that comes to mind. (This'll be fun.)
I was talking to Meagan the other day and Alex told her a few interesting facts...
On average men of Middle Eastern desent have larger penises (spl?) (Is that even a word?) than of other ethnic backrounds. They're followed by people of African desent, followed by Laninos, then Caucasions, finally Asians come in last.
Knowing this think carefully girls and gay guys next time you want a date. wink
Actually, now that I think of it, this makes the whole racism thing make sence. It's all about men. The Caucasions don't like anyone else because they're all (with the exception of asians) bigger than them. That's why they hate Middle Eastern people most, they're the biggest.
I must admit, I never really thought of Middle Eastern men as possibly being the biggest, but hey, whatever. In all honesty it makes complete sence! I mean you've gotta have some big balls to pull what they do! I mean, I don't think that I could do it! "You put bomb in backpack and blow up airplane!" It's just not enough for me! Damn mauders!
Now that's sad! The big-balled guys of course blow themselves up! That explanes why women go after other men!
It's common knowlege, however, that asians are the smallest, but it's ok, because they make up for it in weight! They're all so damn thin! Seriously, how often do you see a fat asian? (This excludes sumo (spl?) wresters.) When was the last time you were sitting at a Jack in the Box drive through, and there was some 400 pound, fat a** asian dude munchin' on McDonalds fries as he waits for his 30 hamburgers and 6 orders of egg rolls (only because he's asian)?! You just don't! I'm not saying that all asians are thin, only that more of them are thin than fat! Seriously, I wish I were asian! Then maybe I'd be thin!
Other than that, I'm not sure what to say... give me a moment... it'll come to me.
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So... How're you doing?
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[Several Moments Later]
I really wish that I knew statistics like the p***s size statistics for women. That'd be awesome.
For math I have to get 3 letters of recomendation! This'll be an interesting task I assure you! But I'll figure something out... I hope. At anyrate, I'm ******** exautsed, so I'm goin' to sleep.
Night.
 Immature Subject Matter · Tue Apr 19, 2005 @ 06:05am · 1 Comments |
