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A guy walks into an auto shop. On a rack, it says "Airbags for sale. It's going fast!" Then the guy goes up to the clerk and says, "Oh my gosh! We're running out of air this quick? I'll take 10 bags of air! Better yet, give me everything you've got!"
A man is driving, on his way home from work. He sees a rabbit about to cross the road. He loves animals and does not want to harm the rabbit. So, he honks his horn, hoping to scare the rabbit away so he won't hit it. But even thought he honked his horn several times, the rabbit crossed the road anyway, and the man hit the rabbit. The man stopped his car, got out of it, and knelt down beside the rabbit. He sobbed. Just then, a lady drove by and saw the man kneeling on the road. She got out of her car and walked over to the man.
Lady: Excuse me, sir, but may I ask what you're doing?
Man: I just ran over this rabbit. I honked my horn several times in hopes of scaring it away, but it still ran across the road and I hit it. I'm so sorry.
The lady turned around and walked back to her car. The man wondered why she would react like that and just walk away. The man saw the lady walking back with a can in her hand.
Lady: Watch out.
The man moved out of the way, as the lady asked him to. The lady moved closer to the rabbit and sprayed a circle around the rabbit. The man wondered why the lady was spraying the rabbit with this, and wondered if she was crazy. In a few seconds, the rabbit jumped up and ran away, looking behind himself and waving. The man stared at the rabbit in shock.
Man: Ma'am? What's in that bottle?
The lady looked at the back of the bottle.
Lady: It's hair spray. It says, Restores dead hare and adds permanent wave.
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