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Hoch's Numerous Characters.
Teh Noob
Name: Dark Lackoflastname
Age: Unknown, but acts and looks to be twelve. His voice hasn't even hit puberty yet!
Race: Half Demon/ Half Angel, All Unrealistic.

Weapons: A katana, despite the fact he's never been to Japan, and never even met a Japanese person in his life. It is somehow indestructible, despite years of wear. It seems to be weightless as well, even if he is skinny, and doesn't have a bit of muscle anywhere on his person.

Powers:

Light: He can create light, he can make balls of destructive light, he can make BEAMS OF LIGHT. Yet, the light seems to hardly ever be used, since he loves darkness more, even if light can utterly destroy darkness anyday.

Darkness: Now, he can make darkness as well, even if it is impossible to master both realms of light and dark at the same time. Even if darkness is merely the absence of light, his darkness can implode the insides of a freakin' dragon!

Flying: Dark can fly with his supposed wings, despite that neither angels OR demons have wings, he somehow sprouted them at birth, and can use them PERFECTLY.

Personality: He is happy, emo, hyper, and just plain stupid. He is always bored, he can never entertain himself, despite his 'powers'. He talks to random people, even if said people are three hundred times as skilled and powerful than he, and he especially talks to them if they look like they want to kill him. Painfully and slowly.

Bio: His parents died soon after he was born, probably because they never existed, as angels and demons are one the complete opposite sides of the line of good and evil, and they're genderless, but he somehow spawned in the middle of nowhere, living by himself, somehow teaching himself how to use a blade better than nigh anyone else in the world, including any and all samurai that have spent their entire lives trained by the best in the world.

He cannot read, nor write, yet somehow can tell which way to go, by looking at signs, and can buy anything he wants, despite not ever working a day in his life.

Appearance: User Image






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Dasfg5
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commentCommented on: Sat Sep 08, 2007 @ 11:48pm
How come I have this feeling that you made this character based off a person you hate?

Anyway, a very interesting character, very original.


commentCommented on: Mon Dec 17, 2007 @ 04:27pm
Uh, pretenious much? rolleyes



Primrose Moon
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Gin Is A Bunny
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commentCommented on: Wed Dec 31, 2008 @ 03:59pm
LMAOLMAO

Clearly people didn't get the joke. lol

Fail.


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