• i like drinking lots of stuff,
    i feel it gives me leverage.
    i won't give you any guff,
    just give me my cold beverage.

    i don't know what comes first,
    the chicken or the egg.
    all i feel is this powerful thirst,
    so give me my drink you hag.

    the world turns round, up and down,
    in reasons i cannot find.
    so throw me in and let me drown,
    in a tasty beverage, i won't mind.