• This is how I imagine the apocalypse will REALLY happen...

    I wake up like any other day.slowly.I don't actually understand the concept of even WHY we need to get up.as I inch my way to my "kitchen" (I use my imagination...mostly because I don't have to pay for the other half of the apartment) I bumped my head on a loose board hanging out from the wall.I don't know why the hell it was there,other than I never removed it when I got this wreck.I went to my bathroom to see the damage,even though it didn't feel to painful.as I looked into my mirror that came with the apartment I see what a terrible mess I made of my forehead.I quickly wrap cloth around the small gash to stop any bleeding to come.I then stumbled to the table.I guess I was just stunned at first, but now I saw I was in big friggin' pain! I sat down at my couch and turned on the T.V to try to keep my mind off it.I was on some infomercial about a blanket with sleeves.after commenting on what a great idea that was I surfed through the whole system.most of the channels were static.I could have sworn I payed my cable bill...as I tried to find something good on,I skipped through a channel that displayed a scene of absolute dimension and gore,and landed on another static one.I paused for second but quickly changed back.
    it was channel 4.the news channel.at first I laughed my head off thinking this was some practical joke,forgetting my splitting pain in the head,but as I saw our leading newscaster, I stopped to see what HE had to say about this.he was screaming absininities about something.I did manage to make out 2012,apocalypse,and doomsday.I then remembered it was new years eve.now I KNEW this was some sort of joke.I tried to utter out a laugh but stopped cold as our now deceased newscaster was eaten alive.the screen changed to static.I let out a weak chuckle.I wasn't scared...but just to be safe I decided to look out the window.as I peeked through the glass I turned around and vomited.I ran back to my couch and decided not to look out my window again.
    I huddled into my couch and looked at the floor.I cradled my knees with my hands and tried to think it was all a dream.I closed my eyes for a long time.if I didn't hear screaming coming outside my door,I would have stayed their for hours.yet sadly I did,and I had no choice but to help.whatever it was out their it might come in here if I don't take action.I DID have a revolver in my closet for emergencies.I guess this was one.I ran to it as quick as possible and took it out of a suitcase.I crept to the door pointing my only chance at it.I heard crashing and more screaming.I was at the door.I grabbed the knob...and it opened.I didn't open it.

    a human ran into the room.I tried to get a glimpse of what just entered,but then another visitor came.he seemed allot less friendly.it was a fat green monstrosity.brown blotches covered it's body and it smelled decayed.you could see some sort of red bite mark on it's neck.it was a really fat-a** zombie.I backed away from it.I was so shocked I forgot about the gun in my hand! I raised it to it's head and then...*click click*.s**t! I threw the useless piece of plastic at the overfed b*****d and ran out my fire escape.why I didn't do this at first is because there's a LONG way down from here.I ran past the zombie to get a pillow cushion.I also got a glimpse of the human.she was a girl.she had brown hair and was beautiful.even at this pandemic I was attracted to her .as I grabbed the cushion she caught on and got one to.we then threw them down the three stories and jumped.I landed safely and my a** only felt a bit sore.the girl wasn't so lucky.

    I examined the dead body.I saw that she had a 45. planted on her.I picked it up and checked the ammo.three bullets.great.after pinching the body a bit I left the alley to find shelter.It was going to be hard.