Shima Shinji
Telor
enshokukitsune
Telor
Well, sorry for being an omnivore. See if I ever give you food again.
gonk But I LIKE food!
Not my food apparantly. And I would have given you some fries had you asked nicely, but now they're gone.
You ate all the fries?! gonk
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Telor
So you blow people's minds often?
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Shima Shinji
But I'm god 9.2! You are all supposed to bow to me and allow me first post! gonk
You're just me in a flashy getup! gonk
Shima Shinji
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Shima Shinji
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Shima Shinji
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. Could you walk by again?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants. surprised heart
Nice slippers. Let's ********.
Oh, wait...looks like we already took care of that. *pats tummy* xd
Shima Shinji
Lost_Broken_Angel
Shima Shinji, you look pregnant! eek
Your pick up lines worked too well on me! gonk
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Natsuhito
stare
Today's message was brought to you by the letters X and D.
Vintage Nerd
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
...
sex!
whee
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sex!
whee
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Telor
Golly, Sasha's a terrible witness. xd
And a profoundly stupid woman.
What the hell does Ian see in her? oO;
And a profoundly stupid woman.
What the hell does Ian see in her? oO;
She's got huge... lines of clothing... ninja
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YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER. gonk
Of course I'm not your mother, I'm you! gonk
...Uh...
...NO YOU'RE NOT. gonk
Yes I am! gonk

NO YOU'RE NOT. gonk
Telor
xX_darktenshii505_Xx
hi wats goin on
Ah...we just sealed a bloody god of immense power and destructive intent.
Other then that it's been a slow day.
(Some quotes were changed to `Chibi SnoGlobe`)