Weaponry Chapter 2 verses 9 through 18: And Saint Master Chief raised the plasma grenade up on high saying, "Oh Flag! Bless this the covenant hand grenade that with it thou shalt blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the flag did sway, and then a voice from the cloth said, "First, shalt thou push the blue button then thou shalt count to three. Three is the number thou shalt count and the number thou shalt count shall be three. Four shalt thou not count neither count thou two excepting thou thenst proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the third number being reached shalt thou lobbest the plasma grenade at thine foe, whom being naughty in thine sight, shall snuffeth." Amen.
lol found this on rvb!!! so funny and yet something i would pray about. . . sweatdrop
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