Step #1: Open fridge.
Step #2: Remove store bought cookie dough from fridge.
Step #3: Close fridge.
Step #4: Get scissors.
Step #5: Cut open cookie dough while trying to avoid your fingers.
Step #6: Take out aprox. half the container of dough.
Step #7: Eat it.
Step #8: Tear the remaining cookie dough into bits which you place on a pan... or whatever you have that works.
Step #9: Put cookie dough covered pan into oven.
Step #10: Turn oven on.
Step #11: 10-15 minutes later open the oven.
Step #12: Reach in and try to take the cookies out.
Step #13: Try again but this time use an oven mitt.
Step #14: Place pan on counter and scrape cookies off (gawd we should have used pam).
Step #15: Place cookies on plate.
Step #16: Drench cookies in milk.
Step #17: Bite cookie.
Step #18: Call 911.
Step #19: Tell them you burnt your tounge on cookies because you folowed directions you found in some idiot's journal.
Step #20: Repeat everything you just said because no one understood you because your tounge is swollen.
 Dr.Puffbean · Sat Apr 21, 2007 @ 09:38pm · 0 Comments |
