oh god, I just had the craziest dream and have decided to go as fast as possible to write this.
I had a dream that I was out buying baby clothes for my new niece. It was the filthiest place to buy baby clothes. For god sakes, they sold rabbits/guniea pigs/and some other animal there.
Anyway, I didn't buy anything there 'cause I thought it was s**t. So I went to the back where there was this guy (Eddie, but he wasn't my boyfriend in the dream, he was just some guy that had a romantic interest in me) was about to do this showing on how he killed sharks.
He wanted me to come so that he could show me how cool his job was. So we were out at this outdoor animal watching type of place you see at zoos, but this one was directly on a cliff.
So I lean over the railing and all you see is hundreds and hundreds of paralyzed sharks littering the beach/cliff floor. Then he comes up to me and is like, "Every day I do this. I go and paralyze them with chlorine. I was really disgusted with him, even thought I thought he was cute.
So then it was nightfall and he couldn't see them all. He started getting really worried too, because he started his job kinda late. A lot of the sharks were being pecked to death by seagulls and the tide was starting to pull them in. So he went down there to see if he could kill those sharks first before the other ones.
Anyway, the chlorine, for some reason was actually attracting the sharks to wake up. I was freaked out, so for some reason I went down there to try to save him. Anyway, he started yelling at me because I was a dumbass for bringing this bucket of chlorine with me. It started to wake up some of the sharks and this one sharks eyes started to get super black. I knew it was waking up, so he and I started to run like hell back up the cliff.
I was in front of him with the bucket of chlorine and he was behind me running with me. The shark was climbing up the freakin' hill chasing the s**t out of us. He was about to grab Ed when I threw the chlorine out at the bottom of the cliff and the shark followed with it. Then all the sharks on the floor started waking up and attacking the s**t out of each other. I woke up right about then.
It was so freakin' weird.
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